1134 pts ยท June 2, 2020
I can't sand this type of pun!
"Oh yeah babe... develop that gluten!"
My cat is only one step less clingy than this. She sleeps on my pillow with a paw on my face, and if I turn over in my sleep she gets up and moves to the other pillow so she's still facing me.
To me it looked like he was moving it pretty gently all things considered. Like "I don't want you crawling on me... here you go, back in the grass where you belong"
Look at the size of its bean machine compared to its eyes and nose
*pouts in the corner in Artificer*
#25 My nightmare, ladies and gentlemen
The reverse of this is when people try to take the edible rice paper off their Botan candies and get increasingly frustrated that they can't get it all off.
Having a furry avatar in an online chat has come a LONG way since I last dipped my toe in about 2008
#49 Bosom grapes?
#9 My roommate cries if I try to do anything without her, but if our other roommate tries to get involved she will throw a fit and make them feel as unwelcome as possible. I have to stand between the two of them if they need to pass each other in the hall.
Lesbians
I thought they were all coffee pods
#26 I thought these were coffee pods
I think something must have happened to the numbers in this post, because number 15 for me is this one and I was struggling to get the joke here:
Does that ruin the glass for future use? Is raw glass for glass blowing cheap?
I saw the little bit of yellow paint and fully expected this to be Edvard Munch's "The Scream" overdubbed with some of those screaming goats from the internet
#43 EAT HAVE MORE MORE BACON SEX
#43 It looks like Satan is doing a good job of meeting the needs of his constituents. Look, the whole neighborhood has naturally occurring fires, which are beneficial to polinators, and the river of lava infrastructure is easily accessible to pedestrians.
The use case for NAND is to put your dick in a pumpkin.
This is such helpful context
#35 Overbearing but in a cute way. Like a kid excitedly infodumping on you about their special interest.
I didn't even register that that's what I was looking at. I just thought vaguely that there was something strange about the shadows on their faces, or perhaps that they were dirty. Now I can't unsee the tumors. Poor kids
Charity Nutt and Reuben Rawbone need to get together.
Probably one of these guys: /gallery/UordH
CATholic
It took me far too long to get this. (And if you eat those whole tiny fishes, you could have MANY full skeletons in you at once. Maybe dozens)
Question: why don't you have the 500 character post limit like the rest of us?
Apophenia
I can't sand this type of pun!
"Oh yeah babe... develop that gluten!"
My cat is only one step less clingy than this. She sleeps on my pillow with a paw on my face, and if I turn over in my sleep she gets up and moves to the other pillow so she's still facing me.
To me it looked like he was moving it pretty gently all things considered. Like "I don't want you crawling on me... here you go, back in the grass where you belong"
Look at the size of its bean machine compared to its eyes and nose
*pouts in the corner in Artificer*
#25 My nightmare, ladies and gentlemen
The reverse of this is when people try to take the edible rice paper off their Botan candies and get increasingly frustrated that they can't get it all off.
Having a furry avatar in an online chat has come a LONG way since I last dipped my toe in about 2008
#49 Bosom grapes?
#9 My roommate cries if I try to do anything without her, but if our other roommate tries to get involved she will throw a fit and make them feel as unwelcome as possible. I have to stand between the two of them if they need to pass each other in the hall.
Lesbians
I thought they were all coffee pods
#26 I thought these were coffee pods
I think something must have happened to the numbers in this post, because number 15 for me is this one and I was struggling to get the joke here:
Does that ruin the glass for future use? Is raw glass for glass blowing cheap?
I saw the little bit of yellow paint and fully expected this to be Edvard Munch's "The Scream" overdubbed with some of those screaming goats from the internet
#43 EAT HAVE MORE MORE BACON SEX
#43 It looks like Satan is doing a good job of meeting the needs of his constituents. Look, the whole neighborhood has naturally occurring fires, which are beneficial to polinators, and the river of lava infrastructure is easily accessible to pedestrians.
The use case for NAND is to put your dick in a pumpkin.
This is such helpful context
#35 Overbearing but in a cute way. Like a kid excitedly infodumping on you about their special interest.
I didn't even register that that's what I was looking at. I just thought vaguely that there was something strange about the shadows on their faces, or perhaps that they were dirty. Now I can't unsee the tumors. Poor kids
Charity Nutt and Reuben Rawbone need to get together.
Probably one of these guys: /gallery/UordH
CATholic
It took me far too long to get this. (And if you eat those whole tiny fishes, you could have MANY full skeletons in you at once. Maybe dozens)
Question: why don't you have the 500 character post limit like the rest of us?
Apophenia