ColourScientist

10207 pts · May 5, 2012


Can Burger King employees afford mental health care on their wages?

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 7

Nope, it’s not international best practice anymore. Minimal careful handling with clean hands.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don’t need gloves for early printed books on paper. Clumsy gloved hands can be more dangerous than dirty hands.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don’t need gloves, especially not for paper.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanna see a blooper reel for this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really upsets me that, at 26, the only thing I properly laughed at was the Peepee Poopoo Man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Flanders.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

That’s some serious Land, mann.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gosh, you have low standards for making a post update.

8 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 7

Everyone loves USA floor pussies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now everyone who made the FP is gonna wonder which one they are.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Possibly because the insult is basically "you are womanlike and weak." It works under the assumption women are already womanlike and weak.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Or, it could be that half of the jokes on here just aren't funny or original.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Go out some days, stay in others. Problem solved. That'll be £10,000, please.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've experienced all of these. I do not miss working in retail.

10 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

I don't know, it's a fairly bassic joke.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uh, it clearly says Jurrel Drakes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$44.50. It upsets me that it's not a round number.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks super uncomfortable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone actually think that?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They are both five quid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard if you punch the water in the nose to assert dominance, it won't try to drown you anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Note to self: Read OP properly before posting...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've gone back in time to 2009!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought flu shots were just for the elderly or vulnerable people?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, he is God, it's his job to care about religions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Dara O'Briain!

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

That's so cute, it hurts.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1