Colonelconstipation

6088 pts · October 27, 2017


I like bad puns and sexual innuendos

I think he’s a Belgian Malinois mix but I’m not 100% certain

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a party horn in your pants or are you just excited to see me?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sure let's go with that!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol You're 100% right there should be a cord connected

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! What programs do you prefer to use?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for a butt post so great that even an Imgur mod has to shout.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He must make terrible decisions. I can't even imagine the things i'd do if I was always thinking with my dick.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

R.I.P. to that cow's heels

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Ohhh so that's where spiders shoot their webs from

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Space Jam is a lot stranger than I remember

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is 100% accurate.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I feel like that would be kinda fun for about 5 minutes. and then you'd be covered in yours and your buddy's vomit.

7 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 1

Thank

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guess you could say thats a SILO-ette. I'll see myself out.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Bad day to be wearing white pants.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Well you're not a very good super villain then, are you?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you over-explain a ridiculous scheme of how you're going to take over the world to the plastic each time you turn on the laser?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Palestinian version of Lt. Dan

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Oh... fuck that’s dark. I like you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 the baby is playing with some bleach in the background. There is absolutely no way he's old enough to enjoy the taste of it yet smh

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

That's neat. But who tf is just skating down the street and thinks "hmm I bet I could munch on some fruity pebbles outta this thing"

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

They’re definitely some kind of vegetable

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually, Just because someone is atheist does not necessarily mean they are liberal. I am atheist and have a middle view on politics.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good on him. That could have easily been a one way trip on the stairway to heaven

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't wait to put this hurricane behind us. It'll just be water under the bridge soon enough.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Good thinking. Nobody will ever suspect them now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like first place isn't the only thing secretariat is coming in tonight.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0