ColonelRunnaway

943 pts · August 27, 2014


Australian. Colourblind. ADHD....haver. I'm upside down and the colour's inverted but it don't bother me none coz I can't pay attention long enough for it to matter. knock knock....

One of my favourite jokes when explaining I take meds for my ADHD is calling it micro-dosing meth on the daily, so like I get what he means but if your go to fix is ‘do heroin about it’ ya probs already kinda wanted to do heroin, Bobby J

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Other social media because in this specific instance, others must suffer as I have 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 5:30 after a big night Friday night and this sentence has derailed me harder than any amount of booze ever could. I've quoted you on 1/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro was constantly telling people to suck DeogeNEEZ NUTS

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enough shit it wouldn't be out of the question to to let them know about it ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I've worked with people where we were all comfortable dropping the 'work persona' if the boss wasn't around. If one of us did dumb 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My man!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro same thing happened to me on our wedding bro smh

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha me to bro she lives in Canada tho you've never met her

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a decent way of livin'. Nice to meet you too, Riot. I'll do my best to not be deserving of the monster haha

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's yours, and at only 5% of any future returns an absolute steal

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Versatile Quiet Poliet Riot. Not a sentence I thought I'd ever type, let alone meet

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for thanking me, Allie. You are the politest Riot I've met.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Strider!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what a well cast Mage Hand is for

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But who ponders the Pondmen?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had a chance. Thank you for picking up the slack

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time I see this guy's stuff I like it, but never put effort in to find it. Thank you for helping me be lazy. You're a good person.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? I mean on its own it's whatever but it's so far from the source material it's almost insulting

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more of a leopard print kinda guy anyway

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which they do, but I'm not typing the article out, google Aboriginal Australian oral history.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figure the dudes who's research was at the 'share findings' stage would have an answer for my scepticism on a subject I just learnt of

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man, I was of the same opinion but I googled it, admittedly not very hard, and found a decent amount of info on the theory. And

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I legit thought you ment the children were getting smaller and I was very confused

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just commenting to say my upvote took you to 2000. This must be what fame feels like.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Muppets Christmas Carol, Michael Caine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0