ColonelClegg

2834 pts ยท July 26, 2013


Oh, ummm...

I have to return some video tapes...

10 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would've just left

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First rule of fake Internet points, don't talk about fake Internet points

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a bunch in Villa Park/Lombard, it's only a matter of time

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to go return some video tapes...

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Yeah he seemed really fun in Wilfred

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

One little crack and then, WHOOSH! Talk about wetting the bed

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's natural selection, all the dumb ones were eaten.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

It happens to men too!

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 7

Don't fall asleep drunk and naked in a hotel lobby, that's all I'll say.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just because global warming is real doesn't prevent this from being propaganda. The two things aren't mutually exclusive.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 11

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of the panic/suicide stuff is urban legend, but it's not funny that way.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Where does one acquire a job where "My dog gets to come to work with me?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it was especially funny for the people that committed suicide.

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 28

That's retarded

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 8

But what if, like, dog shit actually tastes really good, man?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and that's why rhinos are called rhinos, because of the nose horn

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, I think I just realized why they call it rhinoplasty

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ Close enough?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Henry David Thoreau?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will never get old

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ESO wasn't made by Bethesda game studios, their parent company, Zenimax, made it. Our god Todd Howard was not involved.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Loi.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Unfortunately it's exactly what it sounds like.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The classic top-comment-top-reply double whammy!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It was like Hoth the last couple of days in Illinois, me and my friends got drunk and played "Wampa"

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It's the fourth entry of the Elder Scrolls series, and the predecessor to Skyrim.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was gonna end with his peace being interrupted by a spotify ad

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0