ColonelButtons

28461 pts · February 1, 2015


EMT/Vet Tech. I am man. Boop. I fucking hate Tumblr. Jojos bizzare adventure has taken over my life, send me jojo stuff and I'll send you stuff back

Somebody get the president of Australia on the phone.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 I enjoy the alternative. " Hey girl are you beaver? Cause you got some buck ass teeth "

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

For those wondering she has robot hands. She use to be a spy or something.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Inb4 "Neither were the kid and dog"

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"Police arrive and shoot both" LMFAO. Was not expecting that.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Fish got scared :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No sauce OP? That's a paddlin'

6 years ago | Likes 353 Dislikes 6

When you get your new robot leg make sure its gives you buffs to your agility and strength.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/uoXxsWheKgo here's the link right to the video, so you dont have to click on the Yahoo AIDS.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You mother fucker OP, I just finished #3 you SOB.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, that's just due to excitment :). There are other ways to tell if a dog has worms.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

29 and thir- must kill JFK.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What makes you say that.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And so another is lost.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But there is?

6 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 4

I would definitely "accidentally" miss and bop homeboy in the head with that ball.

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I can just imagine some poor sick kid getting nailed in the face with one of them, makes me laugh everytime.

6 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 3

Am have stronk?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no way! What's your social security number? That's so fucking cool how the clouds do the thing.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Just hang a car freshener on their toe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I usually just wear a mask.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No bowl is the same

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Careful where you let him swim that blue-green algae is killer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice Shark pussy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

?? What

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Everyone needs friends like mob

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

G'NOMED AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An alien species called The Mgalekgolo, also known as a Hunter.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The fastest not even supes cant even imagine to keep up, can vibrate his body through anything, and go back in time.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2