ColoneISanders

164752 pts · August 26, 2013


I'm the real Colonel Sanders. But not really. Terrible jokes/puns are my bread and butter. I'm not actually funny, but I like to think so anyway. Aug 26 is my imgur cake day - why is that important? https://i.imgur.com/g8kqS6D.mp4

PREGANANANT!?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also if men who transition to women and marry men are happier than CIS men who marry women or women who transition to men are happier married to men than CIS. I'm not trying to be cheeky either. Although I originally intended to just confuse the issue more with a ton more scenarios/variables, I think I actually genuinely would be interested in seeing such a case study.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It is interesting how other people view themselves. Not even realizing that they are likely desirable by many others even though they don't see it themselves.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This doesn't make sense.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I just came from there but also I just returned from Reddit and yes.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s not how science works. What kind of take is this? Just because your research doesn’t pan out to prove your theory/hypothesis doesn’t mean it’s a waste of time. That’s just called the scientific process and it’s still better to prove that something is not true than never try to begin with.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought I was being oversensitive lol. I was like, "Dude, that's not ok"

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Username checks out

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck you. *Cries in a corner*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And don't call me Shirley

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless someone's fetish is to be in an immense amount of pain, go to the ER and be immensely humiliated while doctors/nurses extricate a rectal object, chances are it's still an accident.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all 🥵

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Big oof

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It might just be because I'm high, but holy crap #46 actually hit deep

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a reference to COVID (assuming this meme came out around two years ago)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It just seems like such an odd thing to ask a stranger. Across the street. For no apparent reason lol.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*sobbing in tears* "and then... I towd them be vewwy vewwy quiet...but it wasn't me who was hunting the wabbit, IT was hunting ME!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tbf, there are parts of the US (south mostly) that find chicken and waffles in syrup to be an acceptable breakfast combination

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my favorite porn, "Don't mind if I fondue you"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That...that was the joke. They knew that already. We all did.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

This. This right here and this show is exactly what I, as an LGBTQ+ person and ally, want in my media representation. Not all the shoehorned BS that they try to shove down people's throats or hit them over the head with/add in the name of "inclusivity" which only serves to further divide people. Why can't LGBTQ people just be regular people like everyone else? Why does their sexual preference/identity have to be the only dimension about them? /soap box.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My nephew is all grown up now but I wouldn't mind playing with these with him anyway. I don't care how old I am I love bubbles lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I saw that on CornHub

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Gonna need a few hours and a can of air freshener

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an older meme sir but it checks out.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0