ColonCrucifier

277 pts ยท April 21, 2014


switch pockets and you're me. ever get teased for keeping your keys clipped on you? I started doing it ever since I saw that office episode

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Almost as good as supa Mario brothers 2 babeeeeee

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He says hes pitchin a tent. Aka aquiring wood. Aka poppin a big fat boner

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Its just moped. Actually its not even, as moped is short for motor pedal. Those are scooters

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Are you named human? Thats right, didnt think so

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Porn i think.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you! exactly what i say

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Free until they want 10% of your income and most of your free time

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Interesting. Know the reason why for that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mine blocks most website, just not youtube ads. I checked the settings, did you unclick allow acceptable ads?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just might, thank ya stranger

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

does that still block youtube adds? I have adblock plus and it stopped blocking youtube ads a couple of months ago

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? It was only because I submitted the midterm incorrectly online(but still correctly in person). Currently have an A with a new teacher

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is why we need stricter background checks on assault-style unicorns

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shame he had to trade his gun for it though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

gotta hydrate first, my dude

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

dammit. your

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

You don't get a lunch break at youre job?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Well than my minds a dick, because it was only a small

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Puberty is the highest form of evolution

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But that would pop the beach ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that would pop the beach ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that would pop the beach ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that would pop the beach ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that would pop the beach ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that would pop the beach ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate it. They didn't even have the balls to tell my themselves. On the bright side, i know what my first tattoo will be

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When i left for college, all my dog did was get put down by my parents

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fast and the furriest

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0