ColleenMarie

7773 pts ยท July 19, 2014


New England is not Alaska, but it has its perks.

#32 I suspect this is also the reason so many child actors burn out. Why Justin Beiber is the way he is. What happened to Paris Hilton. If you have every whim anticipated, it's hard to appreciate the little things.

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I assume most modern art is a money laundering scheme. This kinda fits in there.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

They'll eat their own brains if left unattended during an experiment because the phone rang.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#41 Pretty sure I just saw a comic about how cats like watching us have sex.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it a one or the other situation? Because when I was strapped to a neck board and being taken to the hospital in an ambulance, the drunk driver that hit us was also in the same ambulance.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a roommate who wouldn't eat bone-in chicken, because it looked like an animal. She wouldn't eat pork because pigs have kind eyes. She wouldn't eat food touching other food. And compared to her, I am not squeamish about animal products. Until I saw that guy shaving around the nipple. It turns out I do have a line, and it was right there.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who should I assume you're talking to with the phrase, "Go fuck yourself"? Do you not know how pronouns work?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude. I live in Massachusetts, which voted against him in every. Single. County. And here I am calling him out, ND somehow *I'm* the one that should gfm? Screw you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I walked into a room to find my grandmother and grandfather talking to my dad, and Gramma referred to Grampa as "Daddy" because that's what she called him in front of my dad back in the 50's.

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#14 I know that this isn't the point of the meme, but in Mormonland, of you're gluten free, you can just bring a piece of popcorn, they put it in a little cup and bless it with the rest of the bread, and it counts. (I mean, as much as any of that counts.)

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https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/

Feel free to contact that pos to tell him what you think of him.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought too!!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 The mayor from buffy was like this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/

He'll never see it, but feel free to ask his aides if they're comfortable working for a man who broke someone's arm for disagreeing with him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DC, New York and Mar-a-lago are on the east coast. So if you live on the west side, it'll happen in the morning.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Doctor Who? I'm not saying every episode is a banger, but it's better than Stranger things, which I would call a supernatural thriller and not scifi.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't think he has friends. He has people who want favors, and people who can manipulate him to their needs, but no friends.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For $12, I'm going to Applebees.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course! Harrison. It's in the Oak book, I think.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#20 As an English teacher: Rose for Emily, Rats in the Walls, The Lottery, Yellow Wallpaper, Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge, and Homeless in Hell if we have time. Gotta scar them well.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#28 I'm going to be the asshole here: We are all living in a dystopia right now. We are all trying to find a little bit of joy amongst the horrors.
If we have been friends for 3 years and every interaction with you is a depressing bummer because you refuse to take your meds or go to your therapy appointments, there will come a point where I stop answering your middle of the night calls.
Do I want you to die? Of course not. But you can't keep clinging to me because we will both drown.

3 weeks ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 6

Look. It's very simple: When Shaniah says, "Let's go girls" do you want to go? If yes, one of us. Welcome to the club.

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

My favorite definition is, "If Shania Twain says, 'Let's go girls and you go then you're a woman."

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As a foster parent, my teenage girls didn't go to slumber parties, and I was called cruel. Nope. I'm fine.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't dream of my phone, butt I once had a dream about Tower Defense, so I Uninstalled it. I also never had dreams of people in masks during the pandemic.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#40 Piggy and Kermit as Mr. And Mrs. Bennet is exactly right. Gonzo as Mr. Collins. Fozzy Bear as Mr Bingly. Janice as Charlotte Lucas.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep waiting for them to turn, at the end, to fins a pug just sitting on the quad with them.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I misremembering, or should Peanut Butter be on this list too?!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also walk up stairs in a steady manner that doesn't jump from right to left as my feet step.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if this is true, it would be like saying "our neighbors built a pool between our yards that we all get to use and now we're demanding half ownership so we can pay the upkeep too. Weirdo.

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