7773 pts ยท July 19, 2014
New England is not Alaska, but it has its perks.
#32 I suspect this is also the reason so many child actors burn out. Why Justin Beiber is the way he is. What happened to Paris Hilton. If you have every whim anticipated, it's hard to appreciate the little things.
I assume most modern art is a money laundering scheme. This kinda fits in there.
They'll eat their own brains if left unattended during an experiment because the phone rang.
#41 Pretty sure I just saw a comic about how cats like watching us have sex.
Was it a one or the other situation? Because when I was strapped to a neck board and being taken to the hospital in an ambulance, the drunk driver that hit us was also in the same ambulance.
I had a roommate who wouldn't eat bone-in chicken, because it looked like an animal. She wouldn't eat pork because pigs have kind eyes. She wouldn't eat food touching other food. And compared to her, I am not squeamish about animal products. Until I saw that guy shaving around the nipple. It turns out I do have a line, and it was right there.
Who should I assume you're talking to with the phrase, "Go fuck yourself"? Do you not know how pronouns work?
Dude. I live in Massachusetts, which voted against him in every. Single. County. And here I am calling him out, ND somehow *I'm* the one that should gfm? Screw you.
I walked into a room to find my grandmother and grandfather talking to my dad, and Gramma referred to Grampa as "Daddy" because that's what she called him in front of my dad back in the 50's.
#14 I know that this isn't the point of the meme, but in Mormonland, of you're gluten free, you can just bring a piece of popcorn, they put it in a little cup and bless it with the rest of the bread, and it counts. (I mean, as much as any of that counts.)
https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/Feel free to contact that pos to tell him what you think of him.
That was my first thought too!!!!
#22 The mayor from buffy was like this.
https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/He'll never see it, but feel free to ask his aides if they're comfortable working for a man who broke someone's arm for disagreeing with him.
DC, New York and Mar-a-lago are on the east coast. So if you live on the west side, it'll happen in the morning.
No Doctor Who? I'm not saying every episode is a banger, but it's better than Stranger things, which I would call a supernatural thriller and not scifi.
I don't think he has friends. He has people who want favors, and people who can manipulate him to their needs, but no friends.
For $12, I'm going to Applebees.
Of course! Harrison. It's in the Oak book, I think.
#20 As an English teacher: Rose for Emily, Rats in the Walls, The Lottery, Yellow Wallpaper, Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge, and Homeless in Hell if we have time. Gotta scar them well.
#28 I'm going to be the asshole here: We are all living in a dystopia right now. We are all trying to find a little bit of joy amongst the horrors. If we have been friends for 3 years and every interaction with you is a depressing bummer because you refuse to take your meds or go to your therapy appointments, there will come a point where I stop answering your middle of the night calls.Do I want you to die? Of course not. But you can't keep clinging to me because we will both drown.
Look. It's very simple: When Shaniah says, "Let's go girls" do you want to go? If yes, one of us. Welcome to the club.
My favorite definition is, "If Shania Twain says, 'Let's go girls and you go then you're a woman."
As a foster parent, my teenage girls didn't go to slumber parties, and I was called cruel. Nope. I'm fine.
I don't dream of my phone, butt I once had a dream about Tower Defense, so I Uninstalled it. I also never had dreams of people in masks during the pandemic.
#40 Piggy and Kermit as Mr. And Mrs. Bennet is exactly right. Gonzo as Mr. Collins. Fozzy Bear as Mr Bingly. Janice as Charlotte Lucas.
I keep waiting for them to turn, at the end, to fins a pug just sitting on the quad with them.
Am I misremembering, or should Peanut Butter be on this list too?!
I also walk up stairs in a steady manner that doesn't jump from right to left as my feet step.
Even if this is true, it would be like saying "our neighbors built a pool between our yards that we all get to use and now we're demanding half ownership so we can pay the upkeep too. Weirdo.
#32 I suspect this is also the reason so many child actors burn out. Why Justin Beiber is the way he is. What happened to Paris Hilton. If you have every whim anticipated, it's hard to appreciate the little things.
I assume most modern art is a money laundering scheme. This kinda fits in there.
They'll eat their own brains if left unattended during an experiment because the phone rang.
#41 Pretty sure I just saw a comic about how cats like watching us have sex.
Was it a one or the other situation? Because when I was strapped to a neck board and being taken to the hospital in an ambulance, the drunk driver that hit us was also in the same ambulance.
I had a roommate who wouldn't eat bone-in chicken, because it looked like an animal. She wouldn't eat pork because pigs have kind eyes. She wouldn't eat food touching other food. And compared to her, I am not squeamish about animal products. Until I saw that guy shaving around the nipple. It turns out I do have a line, and it was right there.
Who should I assume you're talking to with the phrase, "Go fuck yourself"? Do you not know how pronouns work?
Dude. I live in Massachusetts, which voted against him in every. Single. County. And here I am calling him out, ND somehow *I'm* the one that should gfm? Screw you.
I walked into a room to find my grandmother and grandfather talking to my dad, and Gramma referred to Grampa as "Daddy" because that's what she called him in front of my dad back in the 50's.
#14 I know that this isn't the point of the meme, but in Mormonland, of you're gluten free, you can just bring a piece of popcorn, they put it in a little cup and bless it with the rest of the bread, and it counts. (I mean, as much as any of that counts.)
https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/
Feel free to contact that pos to tell him what you think of him.
That was my first thought too!!!!
#22 The mayor from buffy was like this.
https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/
He'll never see it, but feel free to ask his aides if they're comfortable working for a man who broke someone's arm for disagreeing with him.
DC, New York and Mar-a-lago are on the east coast. So if you live on the west side, it'll happen in the morning.
No Doctor Who? I'm not saying every episode is a banger, but it's better than Stranger things, which I would call a supernatural thriller and not scifi.
I don't think he has friends. He has people who want favors, and people who can manipulate him to their needs, but no friends.
For $12, I'm going to Applebees.
Of course! Harrison. It's in the Oak book, I think.
#20 As an English teacher: Rose for Emily, Rats in the Walls, The Lottery, Yellow Wallpaper, Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge, and Homeless in Hell if we have time. Gotta scar them well.
#28 I'm going to be the asshole here: We are all living in a dystopia right now. We are all trying to find a little bit of joy amongst the horrors.
If we have been friends for 3 years and every interaction with you is a depressing bummer because you refuse to take your meds or go to your therapy appointments, there will come a point where I stop answering your middle of the night calls.
Do I want you to die? Of course not. But you can't keep clinging to me because we will both drown.
Look. It's very simple: When Shaniah says, "Let's go girls" do you want to go? If yes, one of us. Welcome to the club.
My favorite definition is, "If Shania Twain says, 'Let's go girls and you go then you're a woman."
As a foster parent, my teenage girls didn't go to slumber parties, and I was called cruel. Nope. I'm fine.
I don't dream of my phone, butt I once had a dream about Tower Defense, so I Uninstalled it. I also never had dreams of people in masks during the pandemic.
#40 Piggy and Kermit as Mr. And Mrs. Bennet is exactly right. Gonzo as Mr. Collins. Fozzy Bear as Mr Bingly. Janice as Charlotte Lucas.
I keep waiting for them to turn, at the end, to fins a pug just sitting on the quad with them.
Am I misremembering, or should Peanut Butter be on this list too?!
I also walk up stairs in a steady manner that doesn't jump from right to left as my feet step.
Even if this is true, it would be like saying "our neighbors built a pool between our yards that we all get to use and now we're demanding half ownership so we can pay the upkeep too. Weirdo.