CognitiveFriction

23035 pts · January 8, 2015


Sometimes things get late

Nice, true Italian flair! Check for rust, then check again - those were notorious for having thin metal in some wrong places.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big deal, I can make that noise after a few beers and a Del Taco run

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What if, this time, we do though

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confession Bear: would love to have a nice sporty hate f*ck with her, a real angry bang

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Ye gods, that ratio

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for Simpsons gif, that’s a fuckin’ scream

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Incineroar

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Barry Sanders got a white daughter huh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for ‘93 Toyota - mid 90’s Toyota’s were immortal. The #1 reason people got rid of them was “Got tired of it”.

5 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

You skipped step 1: bribes

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I’m surprised they caught 3 of them

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was on pins and needles waiting for that dog to treat the kitten like Popeye treats spinach cans

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

I love an optimistic dick tube

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They never see the left coming

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never eating oysters again

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read the title and still thought he was gonna make it. Why is my brain like this

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most NASCAR thing I’ve ever seen

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t get a pencil up my ass with a jackhammer rn

6 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 0

Did John Deere good their warranty for modifying the tractor? Wouldn’t surprise me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NFL the first year, then whichever league wins gets to choose which set of rules are followed the next year

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why is the government involved in marriage at all?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All teeth are moveable if hit hard enough

6 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Trying to keep a straight face is the one way to guarantee that you’re gonna crack up

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Got me with the finale, feelin’ like I been seen by that one. The ‘72 Mercedes was a beautiful basket case though - NO REGERTS

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Much better odds than Chicago

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Nor do I want to

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

A car that small, just pick it up and set it down in the space

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 is tripping me out - the dog is the one talking??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...because they keep getting shot at?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Still is

6 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0