23035 pts · January 8, 2015
Sometimes things get late
Nice, true Italian flair! Check for rust, then check again - those were notorious for having thin metal in some wrong places.
Big deal, I can make that noise after a few beers and a Del Taco run
What if, this time, we do though
Confession Bear: would love to have a nice sporty hate f*ck with her, a real angry bang
Ye gods, that ratio
Upvoted for Simpsons gif, that’s a fuckin’ scream
Stupid sexy Incineroar
Barry Sanders got a white daughter huh
Upvoted for ‘93 Toyota - mid 90’s Toyota’s were immortal. The #1 reason people got rid of them was “Got tired of it”.
You skipped step 1: bribes
I’m surprised they caught 3 of them
Was on pins and needles waiting for that dog to treat the kitten like Popeye treats spinach cans
I love an optimistic dick tube
They never see the left coming
Never eating oysters again
I read the title and still thought he was gonna make it. Why is my brain like this
The most NASCAR thing I’ve ever seen
Couldn’t get a pencil up my ass with a jackhammer rn
Did John Deere good their warranty for modifying the tractor? Wouldn’t surprise me
NFL the first year, then whichever league wins gets to choose which set of rules are followed the next year
Why is the government involved in marriage at all?
All teeth are moveable if hit hard enough
Trying to keep a straight face is the one way to guarantee that you’re gonna crack up
Got me with the finale, feelin’ like I been seen by that one. The ‘72 Mercedes was a beautiful basket case though - NO REGERTS
Much better odds than Chicago
Nor do I want to
A car that small, just pick it up and set it down in the space
#20 is tripping me out - the dog is the one talking??
...because they keep getting shot at?
Still is
Nice, true Italian flair! Check for rust, then check again - those were notorious for having thin metal in some wrong places.
Big deal, I can make that noise after a few beers and a Del Taco run
What if, this time, we do though
Confession Bear: would love to have a nice sporty hate f*ck with her, a real angry bang
Ye gods, that ratio
Upvoted for Simpsons gif, that’s a fuckin’ scream
Stupid sexy Incineroar
Barry Sanders got a white daughter huh
Upvoted for ‘93 Toyota - mid 90’s Toyota’s were immortal. The #1 reason people got rid of them was “Got tired of it”.
You skipped step 1: bribes
I’m surprised they caught 3 of them
Was on pins and needles waiting for that dog to treat the kitten like Popeye treats spinach cans
I love an optimistic dick tube
They never see the left coming
Never eating oysters again
I read the title and still thought he was gonna make it. Why is my brain like this
The most NASCAR thing I’ve ever seen
Couldn’t get a pencil up my ass with a jackhammer rn
Did John Deere good their warranty for modifying the tractor? Wouldn’t surprise me
NFL the first year, then whichever league wins gets to choose which set of rules are followed the next year
Why is the government involved in marriage at all?
All teeth are moveable if hit hard enough
Trying to keep a straight face is the one way to guarantee that you’re gonna crack up
Got me with the finale, feelin’ like I been seen by that one. The ‘72 Mercedes was a beautiful basket case though - NO REGERTS
Much better odds than Chicago
Nor do I want to
A car that small, just pick it up and set it down in the space
#20 is tripping me out - the dog is the one talking??
...because they keep getting shot at?
Still is