Happy 29th!
#privilege
My friend got their Comic published! Officially for sale!
So totally out of the blue and unprovoked my mother in law said that "Lesbians are abominations..."
From my friend, Susan:
Every damn time
Found this little gem while cleaning out my attic
Can someone make a GIF or sweet photoshop of this epic gentleman?
Burn it all...
Sweet holy deliciousness!
LNI Let's get mathematical, baby...
When I'm masturbating and my cat keeps staring at me across the room...
Is it time to go to bed yet?
Going over our yearly bank statements when my wife asks: "What are all these charges for 'STEAM'?"
A few years back the power went out and I woke up 23 minutes before I had a job interview 15 minutes from my house
Some sharks for scale: SCIENCE!
Oh god, the LNI is upon us!
"MEEP!"
Some guy (whom I have only seen eat froot loops and kim chi while on lunch) farted in the elevator at work today
What it is REALLY like being a video game QA contractor (game tester)
When people talk trash on XBOX live after my team and I lose a match
huehuehue, "pickle-o"
Here's a "shark week" banana for scale
Puberty can be a very dramatic time for young women
Here's some LNI for my bros in the UK
Bought a wii and they took Donkey Kong Country 1, 2 and 3 off the virtual console
STAR TREK PIZZA CUTTER!
Dedicating RHM to my favorite ginger of the sea
I'm easing into LNI a bit early tonight
TGIF! Shit's getting crazy at work...
You may be "cool", but you are not "Scott Ian with a custom Quad-Neck-Guitar cool"
RHM MATRIX-ish style?
When I'm at a fancy restaurant and I get diarrhea
RHM: Pretty sure that Christina Hendricks could play her IRL in a movie
"Have some lemonade!", she says. As I take a huge quick gulp: "I kept it healthier by not adding sugar!" (thanks mom)
When having sex after a dry spell (you get some "extra inventory" in the southern shipping yard)
When a girl says something like "Do you want to be more than just friends?"
MRW my girlfriend and my wife just WILL NOT stop arguing!
MRW when going on http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
RHM vs LNI
Took a guitar class a while back:
My first girlfriend's reaction to me going down on her...
Here's some Silent Hill for LNI
If you ever get caught masturbating just just yell out one word:
Buffering der vermpire slayer...
Awesome Ariel art <3
Girl push-ups done right
My new favorite show <3
I realized something that made me feel old...
Ariel <3
I humans and jellyfish bred...
ERMAGERD PETER CERPERLDI IS THE NEW DERKTER HER!!! Yeah...we know...
Friend of mine made a Juicy Lucy (with roasted garlic and jalapeno inside)
That moment when the shrooms kick in
DERKTER HER!!!
My best friend's fiance told him that he can only get an xbox one if they use it for JUST netflix because he needs to "Grow up!"