If you are reading this then I'd just like to say...why the fuck are you reading this? There's so much more you could be doing right now. You could be out saving the world or watching tv. Yeah I know those two examples are crazy different. And yet both of those things would be a better use of your time then continuing to read this long ass description. Do you really think it's gonna change or make you feel any better once you've finished it? Cause it's not. At this point I'm just rambling. I'm just gonna fill one whole line with the word blah just for annoyance. Blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah. Did you catch my spelling error? I bet you thought I did it on purpose, didn't you? But I didn't. I was just testing you. To see if you've got it takes. To be the next America Ninja Warrior! Just kidding. Have you seen that show though? Crazy. Well if you've gotten this far then you might as well keep reading right? Wrong. Stop reading. I'm making this at 1am because I'm just bored. And clearly if you've read this far you must be pretty bored too. So let's be bored together huh? You could message me and I could message you and then, who knows? Maybe something will happen. Maybe we could talk about our favorite shows like America Ninja Warrior or the Sopranos, except of course we wouldn't talk about that stupid ending where it just You didn't think I'd leave it off like that, did you? Of course not! That's such a dick move. What kind of person do you think I
There’s an elefante in the room
Always will be
Looks like I’m playing Outer Wilds again
Amazing but why was there even a strip like that?
Y’all thought I was finished?
Either a cat or a dog
And I will love you, until you learn, to love yourself
Mark Strong as Roche seems perfect to me
I guess it’s just timing, and the other half’s luck...
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I was agreeing with you until the 5-10 below the speed limit. If you don’t drive at least 10 over the speed limit we got a problem
Yeah I’m pretty sure southern Virginia and northern Virginia have a very large income and cost of living range
This comment did it for me
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You ever wonder why we’re here?
Thank you! It’s ASMRrequests isn’t it?
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Who would've thought Creed and Meredith would be the attractive ones
Hot and fresh out the kitchen