I collect board games and dice. D and D dice mostly, in a huge variety of materials. My favourite and rarest dice are made from a meteorite. Apart from that, I am basically Batman: I am rich, own my own company, am an orphan, and I have wonderful toys, though I do not have a butler (but it is on my to do list) nor a cape or a cave (they are not really on my to do list - Incredibles turned me off capes for life, and caves have terrible acoustics). And I am Australian. Gday cunt! For some reason I can't use apostrophes & ampersands in this about box - it converts it to html.
Everything I know about the Kardashians is from the Trevor Moore song
Holy shit. I had completely forgotten about Amazon Women on the Moon.
This makes me incredibly sad. What the fuck is our school system doing.
Stupid sexy shark
What is it about showers that stop the pain... But only while you're in them?!
I don't think that person is having migraines if they're able to do other stuff
If my English teachers had explained it like that, I would have given a shit.
I'll dib dib dib to that.
(bargain, I'll take the floof)
40 pound = 54.8 us dollars
Just don't watch a horror movie while on it. I couldn't sleep with the light off for 6 months. Other than that, stronkly recommend!
Behold my draw of dildoes, or as I call them, Hannah's Conda's
My sister watched this movie so many times it literally wore the tape through and it snapped. THEN SHE BOUGHT ANOTHER COPY!
I agree, I never told about the time I... HEY! Wait! Almost blew it!
Zuzu petals?
I liked ME. I think I may have been the only person to like it.
It's a conservation program... More pregnancies = more dolphins
In IT, it's an incredibly famous scene from the book
You mean the guy who wrote a gang bang scene involving seven pre-teens?
You beautiful bastard.
There's definitely a racism issue involved, but his main problem is that the guy who actually did it was used as a witness against him.
Where's the do not unmute guy, I want to upvote him
Well, shit, here comes covid21
I very nearly had a stroke I laughed at this so hard
When I moved to the city I had a home invasion by five people wearing scream masks. Movies pale in comparison.
Since several people thought otherwise, I'd say not so obvious.
#37 huh, here I was thinking stirring mac n cheese was a female euphemism for masturbating.
I'm not THE god, but I am definitely A god!