Codedependent

5324 pts ยท June 28, 2015


I collect board games and dice. D and D dice mostly, in a huge variety of materials. My favourite and rarest dice are made from a meteorite. Apart from that, I am basically Batman: I am rich, own my own company, am an orphan, and I have wonderful toys, though I do not have a butler (but it is on my to do list) nor a cape or a cave (they are not really on my to do list - Incredibles turned me off capes for life, and caves have terrible acoustics). And I am Australian. Gday cunt! For some reason I can't use apostrophes & ampersands in this about box - it converts it to html.

Everything I know about the Kardashians is from the Trevor Moore song

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. I had completely forgotten about Amazon Women on the Moon.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This makes me incredibly sad. What the fuck is our school system doing.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Stupid sexy shark

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

What is it about showers that stop the pain... But only while you're in them?!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't think that person is having migraines if they're able to do other stuff

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

If my English teachers had explained it like that, I would have given a shit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll dib dib dib to that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(bargain, I'll take the floof)

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

40 pound = 54.8 us dollars

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Just don't watch a horror movie while on it. I couldn't sleep with the light off for 6 months. Other than that, stronkly recommend!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Behold my draw of dildoes, or as I call them, Hannah's Conda's

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My sister watched this movie so many times it literally wore the tape through and it snapped. THEN SHE BOUGHT ANOTHER COPY!

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I agree, I never told about the time I... HEY! Wait! Almost blew it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zuzu petals?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I liked ME. I think I may have been the only person to like it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a conservation program... More pregnancies = more dolphins

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In IT, it's an incredibly famous scene from the book

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the guy who wrote a gang bang scene involving seven pre-teens?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You beautiful bastard.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's definitely a racism issue involved, but his main problem is that the guy who actually did it was used as a witness against him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the do not unmute guy, I want to upvote him

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Well, shit, here comes covid21

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I very nearly had a stroke I laughed at this so hard

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I moved to the city I had a home invasion by five people wearing scream masks. Movies pale in comparison.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Since several people thought otherwise, I'd say not so obvious.

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 7

#37 huh, here I was thinking stirring mac n cheese was a female euphemism for masturbating.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not THE god, but I am definitely A god!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0