Clymor

835 pts ยท January 29, 2016


i like giving art boners

Wait. What? That's fucked logic the wife wants a house husband doesnt.. so the husband shouldn't pay property taxes? Never wanted the house.

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"Wiener weiner weiner weiner.... one weiner next to another weiner..two weiners along side yet another weiner"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ROR

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Donald Trump is also featured in the credits of the 1994 romance/comedy little rascals... so..

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

" common girl you got this!... right in the kisser!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 down 6 to go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahahahaha Jesus.. reminds me of when I cut myself cutting a begle when I was 8.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suprise he's not pissing everywhere

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehhhh...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Price, your pricless.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hahahahahahahaha I had a hearty chuckle @ this while taking a shit at work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One thing that say is that it's prey learned how to evade. And that is why it possibly went extinct.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You otta do a story on me! *why?* because I'm so fucking good!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Smokes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys have never been in the high seas I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was racking my brain trying to remember hahaha thank you.. that makes it so much funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of motivation.. deal with it."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Go home dog your drunk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmmmm texas.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

" better drink my own piss."

9 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 5

He's nervous. But on the surface he's looks cold and ready.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Brazil that ref would have been decapitated and the rest paraded through the streets

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Do you put Mozart up to it before bed at night? I hear that make them smarter. Your a beautiful mother.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and your bangs look like shit.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I don't get it. can someone explain this to a non tech guy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she dies, she dies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else wondering where the tenticals are..?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids try everything once. Including drugs.

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