ClowderChowder

29182 pts ยท October 29, 2014


I accidentally the whole thing. Is that bad?

Now that's real rich.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ah, you look at reddit too I see.

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Get her started on crossfit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any science people willing to calculate about how many balloons it would take to lift that dog?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pulling hair on the back of the head is really popular too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of the women that I have slept with, every single one has liked getting choked. Maybe that's just who I end up with, who knows.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's how I met my girlfriend. We've been together over a year now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I hear Santa coming.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try, but I can still tell it's a prius.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without "18th" it reads like 18 Russians. I was making a grammar joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Typical Qartheen fashion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After spending a month in a chimney I think the fall is the least of his concerns.

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Why can't we build things this beautiful anymore?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LIAR!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh, this guys thinks he's going to get a job when he graduates...heh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...what happened to automotive design...

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How do you spot the vegan at the dinner party? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

...is that butter on your pasta? Look at Mr. Money-bags over here.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Blue steel?

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Nice choice. Old ladies f-ing love Lincolns.

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Freedom is 24 hours.

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And you get to have sex with really hot people.

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Awww, thanks!

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