BirdsBeSafe Cat Collar
The hardest one to convince...
So. I think I found my new favorite subreddit.
Every. Single. Time.
I'll just be leaving this here...
I've always wanted to ask this.
And each time I hope the adopted children won't be picked on for it.
Worried and Wondering
I don't know why. It's not even comfortable.
My First CS:GO Skin
I'm sure she has a beautiful... personality.
Sibling S/F 2015
Arf arf, motherfucker.
Mad with the dogs.
Balenciaga F/W 2014
What makes boob fat more attractive than belly or thigh fat?
#YOLO
More fabulous than you can possibly imagine.
Umit Benan F/W 2014
What's wrong with second best?
There's a hare in my soup.
Thom Browne Resort 2014
Saint Laurent F/W 2014
Sometimes it's the effort that counts.
Eh. There were too many princessses anyway.
Tom Ford F/W 2014
École Militaire
Cheer up, Buttercup.
3.1 Phillip Lim F/W 2014
McQueen
Sometimes it's awkward to be a guy that appreciates fashion.
I've been living a lie.
Ralph Lauren F/W 2014
His first name was Toothy.
For when you can't decide whether you want to wear a bathrobe or business attire.
Could you spare a feather, chap?
Philipp Plein: Noir Cowbow
E. Tautz F/W 2014
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Just for Wiggles
King Curtis has spoken.
First World Liberal Problems.
I'm not saying all women are terrible at driving. I'm saying 95% of infuratingly incomptent drivers I come across are women.
MAN Fall/Winter 2014
Yet, the Waffle Inquisition continues to be predictable as ever.
I understand they can be bad at foreplay, or boring/uncreative in bed, or do extra little things that are annoying...
Humpty Dumpty
I just realized this today. It only took me 28 years.
MRW the scale has gone up three pounds, when trying to lose weight.
Creedence Clearwater Wright
Eveebody do the truffle shuffle.
I had this thought earlier today.
KTZ F/W 2014
Does this really look like the face of a... ummm. Nevermind.
They're comfortable, warm, and wonderful to accessorize with.