ClockworkSerf

517 pts · September 27, 2015


I've seen your reply a dozen times now. ;D

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's wrong to get nudes out of wedlock, after all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I'm weird, but for me, the more hair the better.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Doesn't snow in the Bay either

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

= 10

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Nah, I just had two simultaneous ingrown nails that got infected. Hurt like a motherfucker.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm getting flashbacks from when the doctors pulled the nails off my big toes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And he was delicious!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her dick was 6" longer.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I like my congressman. He's only a few years older than I am and he still has student loans. That makes me feel like I can trust hum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You picked the worst day of the year to get Americans to eat healthily. Still, thanks for the advice. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Aww, thank you. I'd be happy to make it a group of two.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American now, since that's been more important to who I am than either race. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Also biracial hispanic, it's weird how no group really wants me in it. Too brown to be white, too white to be brown. I just identify as 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I agree wholeheartedly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You know what, thank you for that. My username has never been relevant before.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE KING HAS SPOKEN. ALL HAIL THE KING OF WALMART!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

BOTH of them.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

THAT'S A BIG 'OL DOGGO!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yer doin the Lord's work, my boy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Love that guy. He's a pretty cool dood.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nor my straightest.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

My autocorrect is weird, it does that sometimes. I added the Turkish keyboard because I was trying to learn the language on Duolinguo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, definitely. I don't agree with how he voted, or most of his political beliefs. Just saying I definitely am seeing some animosity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People would react if they found out. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

My brother and I work at a Whole Foods; he voted for Trump, and I feel a little like a jew harborer in nazi germany because öf how 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that was on Family Guy at one point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's that from? It's on the tip of my dome, but I can't recall.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0