Claystead

10589 pts ยท November 10, 2016


*Strokes beard interestedly*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not the clitoris.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU MONSTER!

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"Da, they know the truth. It is da wae, my Russo-Ugandan Comrades!"

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Forget about what cars can do that, WHY AND WHERE? Are you going drive in circles 'round the Autobahn for five hours?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just Darth Vader.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, technically he paid to cover that he had gotten laid.

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He smiles when he puts people in jail. Which may or may not be joke, he did say that liking it is why he took a job with the FBI.

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Yes. The Dakota were the largest tribe in the Sioux Confederacy.

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Watched this to Amon Amarth.

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Mangling the alphabet?

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Er... Yes? I take it you are not American.

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Er... Uff da?

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About a fifth of the US population is German in origin, it is no surprise knowledge of the language is widespread (by American standards).

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Gee, it's almost like the Dakotas were named after some sort of people named the Dakotas.

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Nobody knows, to this day nobody have been able to decipher Pittsburghese. Some believe it is an obscure dialect of Vasconic.

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Which most of the Minnesotan and Wisconsinite population mistakenly think is Norwegian. It's actually Swedish; the Norwegian word is snitter

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MINNESOTA, YOU SHAME NORWAY!

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The trick is to scream angrily back in German. Either he'll run like hell or punch your lights out.

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Ironic, considering the Polish stereotype in my country is that the women are bland, pale, and quiet.

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Because it is. Basically means Metropolis.

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Old Norse for "Large Stronghold." The traders and raiders of the Norse basically tried to translate "Metropolis" into their own language.

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The Turks renamed it Istanbul (the City) in 1922, while the Vikings named it Miklagardr, basically the Norse translation of "Metropolis."

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which means "Constantine's City." The locals just knew it as "The City", and so the name of others who interacted with it reflected that.

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Roman Emperor Constantine rebuilt the Greek city Byzantion into Nova Roma, New Rome, unofficialy but later officially named Constantinopolis

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It just means "large stronghold." The Vikings called it that, as it was the biggest city in Europe at the time.

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After the Turkish Revolution after WW1 the name was changed to Istanbul, "City," officially, even if it does not make much sense in Turkish.

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The Ottomans changed the spelling of the city to Kostantinyye to work with Turkish, but over time the locals began calling it Istanbul.

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