We did it guys, @sssneakysnek is not so glorious anymore.
When I catch myself laughing to one of my old comments.
Sick of the media's unrealistic portrayal of Christmas trees.
Why?
MRW I have more points than sssneakysnek
Trying to explain the Gorillaz timeline to a friend
When your putting it in the back door and she thought it was a fart.
Personal favourite
A true inspiration to dictators everywhere
Don't you hate it when your doorstop won't cut a loaf of bread?
When someone plays music out loud on public transport but it's actually my jam
People complaining about imgurs ads
When a drink relative at the Christmas party asks you if you like her gross food, and you manage to get a yes out in-between gags.
Why is this in my favourites?
When your loan autocorrects a perfectly spelt word into something else.
MRW I hear someone yelling in a public place
It's gonna be a long Christmas, I'll have to ration my candy canes
When you see it
When I have enough points to comment something awful and not get bothered by the downvotes
Any game involving a healer
When you spend a whole night posting and you end up with less points than you started with
When you send a text longer than Bill Clinton's speech and you realise you made a spelling mistake.
When you're reading a great post but notice an ad underneath it.
When someone stops to ask for directions but they speak a different language and I have Parkinson's.
anyway
Hello Frontpage
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Today (June 25th) is the day Marie Curie discovered Radium
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Trying to figure out how to get to the FP
Small Spiderman Dump
Thats pretty deep bro
Spideydump
When you try to summon the dark lord by dropping the ground up bones of his enemies onto the floor but end up with a dirty floor
How it feels to get out of usersub because of a shitpost
Award winning short by Terry Bisson, well worth the read
MRW i'm listening to my sister and her friends talking about what "dank" means.
Edgy FP posts