CitrusSharp

641 pts · June 13, 2015


I am a man who walks alone

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s astounding...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was the longest 6 weeks off my life

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For me childhood ended when I was 27. 6 week old baby and my other half was bedbound with suspected cancer. It was a shitter of 6 months

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I will never be rid of the memory of all the pairs of glasses piled up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fav ‘Ow I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?’

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘All research and successful drug policies show that treatment should be increased....’

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After they get milked they then can go get a robot massage if you want bizarre

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only falsehood about #1 is the picture of the cows. As the queen doesn’t have black and white cows but the rest is true

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They go when they feel like it rather than when they are sent to be milked and each cow has a tag so the machine knows which cow is there

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First fact is completely true as I got to go and see her cow herd and pet her pony and sit in one of her carriages in her garage at Windsor

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say Christmas with a lisp

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robbie and Julia-ah-ha

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1397

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First lockdown I watched tiger king, second lockdown I’ve watched the US election. It’s literally the same

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

18 is missing the sound

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Brit I keep toying with the idea of moving to Canada or even Scotland at the moment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know it’s only a small thing in the grand scheme of things but I’m devastated no family can visit for my child’s 4th birthday next week :(

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just can’t get over how we talk about America being the land of the free but they are trying to stop people voting

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have finally graduated from watching Ryan all day to watching something called Steve and Maggie. Oh I wish we could watch Tom and Jerry

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat out to help out covid!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Slightly unfair to Tesco own brand- their custard creams are top notch

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But but but the last few seconds was missing!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And remember- you do not need to monetise your hobby

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In-N-Out was literally the highlight of my trip to America. I can’t believe it hasn’t reached the UK and I have to make do with Shake Shack

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 literally I am all 3- start doing the high notes rest of the car can’t harmonise so go low. Turns out I’m better as a one man band

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about a bedroom door so he doesn’t hear the fridge buzzing at night?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WAC

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in the UK and everyone is wearing them in all shops and I’ve been so relieved to see it. Thankfully not seen anyone kicking off

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0