641 pts · June 13, 2015
I am a man who walks alone
It’s astounding...
It was the longest 6 weeks off my life
For me childhood ended when I was 27. 6 week old baby and my other half was bedbound with suspected cancer. It was a shitter of 6 months
I will never be rid of the memory of all the pairs of glasses piled up.
My fav ‘Ow I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?’
‘All research and successful drug policies show that treatment should be increased....’
After they get milked they then can go get a robot massage if you want bizarre
The only falsehood about #1 is the picture of the cows. As the queen doesn’t have black and white cows but the rest is true
They go when they feel like it rather than when they are sent to be milked and each cow has a tag so the machine knows which cow is there
First fact is completely true as I got to go and see her cow herd and pet her pony and sit in one of her carriages in her garage at Windsor
Say Christmas with a lisp
Robbie and Julia-ah-ha
1397
First lockdown I watched tiger king, second lockdown I’ve watched the US election. It’s literally the same
18 is missing the sound
As a Brit I keep toying with the idea of moving to Canada or even Scotland at the moment
I know it’s only a small thing in the grand scheme of things but I’m devastated no family can visit for my child’s 4th birthday next week :(
I just can’t get over how we talk about America being the land of the free but they are trying to stop people voting
We have finally graduated from watching Ryan all day to watching something called Steve and Maggie. Oh I wish we could watch Tom and Jerry
Eat out to help out covid!
Slightly unfair to Tesco own brand- their custard creams are top notch
But but but the last few seconds was missing!
And remember- you do not need to monetise your hobby
In-N-Out was literally the highlight of my trip to America. I can’t believe it hasn’t reached the UK and I have to make do with Shake Shack
#1 literally I am all 3- start doing the high notes rest of the car can’t harmonise so go low. Turns out I’m better as a one man band
What about a bedroom door so he doesn’t hear the fridge buzzing at night?
WAC
I’m in the UK and everyone is wearing them in all shops and I’ve been so relieved to see it. Thankfully not seen anyone kicking off
I am a man who walks alone
It’s astounding...
It was the longest 6 weeks off my life
For me childhood ended when I was 27. 6 week old baby and my other half was bedbound with suspected cancer. It was a shitter of 6 months
I will never be rid of the memory of all the pairs of glasses piled up.
My fav ‘Ow I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?’
‘All research and successful drug policies show that treatment should be increased....’
After they get milked they then can go get a robot massage if you want bizarre
The only falsehood about #1 is the picture of the cows. As the queen doesn’t have black and white cows but the rest is true
They go when they feel like it rather than when they are sent to be milked and each cow has a tag so the machine knows which cow is there
First fact is completely true as I got to go and see her cow herd and pet her pony and sit in one of her carriages in her garage at Windsor
Say Christmas with a lisp
Robbie and Julia-ah-ha
1397
First lockdown I watched tiger king, second lockdown I’ve watched the US election. It’s literally the same
18 is missing the sound
As a Brit I keep toying with the idea of moving to Canada or even Scotland at the moment
I know it’s only a small thing in the grand scheme of things but I’m devastated no family can visit for my child’s 4th birthday next week :(
I just can’t get over how we talk about America being the land of the free but they are trying to stop people voting
We have finally graduated from watching Ryan all day to watching something called Steve and Maggie. Oh I wish we could watch Tom and Jerry
Eat out to help out covid!
Slightly unfair to Tesco own brand- their custard creams are top notch
But but but the last few seconds was missing!
And remember- you do not need to monetise your hobby
In-N-Out was literally the highlight of my trip to America. I can’t believe it hasn’t reached the UK and I have to make do with Shake Shack
#1 literally I am all 3- start doing the high notes rest of the car can’t harmonise so go low. Turns out I’m better as a one man band
What about a bedroom door so he doesn’t hear the fridge buzzing at night?
WAC
I’m in the UK and everyone is wearing them in all shops and I’ve been so relieved to see it. Thankfully not seen anyone kicking off