ChristopherSmithingstein

-23 pts ยท September 15, 2015


Nice name. You probably have a 'clever' vanity plate too, right? Btw, laughing at this kind of shit shows 'real' character. Congrats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Cause jokes about sex with boys is hilarious! Try this shit with girls eating tacos and see how fast the internet explodes. Double standards

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

^ -5 points implying what? I'm confused.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What did the sexy horse say to the woman having sex with it? "Haaaayyyyyy"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I clearly know nothing about trucks. My baaaaaad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was implying you made the original post of picture of the 2 astronauts, and that you posted that to make the 2 line joke. Hence, "Hi OP."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Christ, GM and Ford seem to do recalls at least once a year. That truck looks like a Chevy to me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I bet you most women hate her act.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

As we all know, Men don't get 'performance anxiety' and porn doesn't setup women with unrealistic expectations of men during sex.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you think this guy's an asshole, think of all the other guys out there who didn't get paid or filmed POOT POOTING on some poor woman.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Well make your own goddamn mask!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly. And if male horses and dogs didn't want to rape women, they shouldn't have penises.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hi OP. Quite a long setup for this joke though. Do you think it was worth it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm only responding because you dated yourself, and deserve respect as an elder of society. Tell us what it was like in the old days?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Despite what scientists say, people are not living longer, they are living shorter. The first president was over 400 years old.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Civilian Arachnophobe here. I've never been to war, but I think I can tell you what it's like. On the other hand, I don't like killing.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Male spiders need protection from female spiders then! Oh wait, no they don't. They're males, female spiders need protected from them!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

You'd think she'd keep him around after all the hard work to get him in the first place. But then there'd be no "Spider-Tinder". Trade offs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you know how all those Mothers who killed their children felt. Probably not actually, I bet they felt way more confused. No, I'm sure.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you this 'Shaming' thing works great. We should try it on children and adults, especially people accused of crimes. Problem solved!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we all get on Imgur to stay away from Porn, yet here we are talking about Porn. +1 for the Porn Industry, -1 for straight men online.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

" I say good sir. I do believe you are using my character Sherlock in a way I did not intend for it to be used." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure you're right about discrimination against 'Muslims', but I'm wondering about discrimination against White Muslims.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

What was he trying to get at then? I really don't know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Personal attacks are encouraged, opinions are passed on as facts, and the equality gap keeps getting wider and wider. Why is that Internet?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please confine your response to this terribly complex problem to 140 characters or less. We love punch lines, and blaming 'The Man.'

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've all become binary when we make decisions. 'Yes' or 'No' answers to complicated questions only. We all know who the bad guy's are.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know right? 1) I don't know what to do with all my money, and 2) It really hurts my feelings when people don't like me oppressing them.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

"Except for white people..." was left out on purpose I think.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3