ChrisDoesScience

24220 pts ยท February 24, 2015


Student of Biology and Biochemistry. Doing research into tick genetics, and Lyme disease. Geek. Skeptic. Scientist. Huge Nerd.

When I see a post at 70, 421, or 667 votes, I downvote it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody wants you to be happy, healthy, and successful more than future you. There may be a selfish motivation for it, but that does not make it less true.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love playing a Min-Maxxed support character. I get the thrill of knowing I am a perfectly built numbers machine, while giving the win to the rest of the party.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the building equivalent of Walmart shoes. Cheap and easily replaced.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like chaotic good and chaotic neutral need to switch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fourth Base: Here is my phone passcode.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could see a prank youtuber doing this exact video then trying to pass it off as legit.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How long until Nazis are named an active terrorist group? There is a historical precedent there right?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about making your own dreams come true.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you too are an individual of refined culture and impeccible taste.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's 2023!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it helps, try to realize that gender does not matter. It's a social construct made up of the rules and expectations put on people based on their sex. I find the phenomena of the trans community adding more labels for gender baffling, when the ideal goal would be ridding ourselves of gender entirely. People feel compelled to find categories to slot into; just opt out of any category, and be whoever and however you want to be. Then you do not have to worry if you belong or not, you are just you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now to repost after removing the result. Hehe

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This feels like a slightly higher standard of corporate pandering. Almost like they actually do support the cause they are making an effort to pander to. Good on them I guess.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relish, honey mustard, sriracha.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want to buy a small safe, fill it with the most random shit ever, then dump it somewhere obscure, but not too obscure.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would happen if he dreamed himself hitting show credits instead?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wow that felt nice. Thanks for the recommendation, I needed a good stretch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, the amount of kernels they added would not make that much popcorn. Thus, the obvious time skips, where they just dump popcorn into it.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Should have filmed it and posted it online. People eat that shit up. Not literally. I hope. I mean... *Checks* ..I fucking hate humanity.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We witness it's creation!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am sure there are other flight attendents to help you. Unless this is Delta, in which case have fun being thirsty.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If the opponent got to play first, they may be able to deal with it. Otherwise, Force of Will is the sole card to save you that I know of.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You delete something important about your life, like the name of that beloved childhood pet, and replace it with this.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh you only saw the one dead rat? I saw three.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lex Luthor is a 32 intelligence with an 8 wisdom.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Remember, they are only poor because of immigrants and Liberals.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

SO like Burger king. But maybe with better beef.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0