Chimppimp

235 pts ยท January 17, 2017


I'm from Alberta... We aren't either. And then we hate on Quebec for being assholes. So we're also hypocritical.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in Calgary, haven't spent the first two weeks of July in the city for a decade. I can't imagine having that all the damn time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I'm (kind of) surprised about how many people are okay with bullying here.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the problem, all the places I've worked you tip out the kitchen whether it's take out or not. So therefore I would pay out of pocket.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we had the technology, we probably would have recorded everything too. We just got lucky.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I'm not against it, but we did seriously fuck up some breeds of dogs. Pugs, bulldogs...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? Feminists have been fighting for decades for the right to not have to do dishes, makes total sense /s

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That you know of* I don't typically bring up that I'm a feminist in every conversation I have.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

We're apes actually.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I don't think anyone is arguing to lie to your partner. Just don't be a child. If you don't want to go so badly, say words.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean yeah, we've been together for years, so we can have adult conversations about it. Making compromises is a part of being together.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I dunno, if my bf was excited to do something and I didn't want to, I'd probably fake some excitement. Because I like, love him and shit.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

True enough, sorry I misunderstood.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? I don't think so. Compared to my friends in Vancouver and Toronto, I feel like we're better off.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was wondering why there were zero Kavanagh posts today... The replies to your comment makes it all make sense. Scary.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Nooooo, you don't see these posts about men, so don't even pretend this isn't a gendered thing.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True, but I sure hope they never leave their homes and vote. Because as a woman, some (most) of these comments are pretty terrifying.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No guys, it's surprisingly accurate because women shouldn't be allowed to explore their sexuality. It makes her a slut, gross /sarcasm

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seriously, I've seen this conversation thousands of times on here. How do people not know sex from gender? It's basic biology.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

I have very small tits and find bras unnecessary and uncomfortable. I learned to stop being self conscious a long time ago.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Thank you. I've had so many partners bitch and moan about blow jobs, but only go down on me for two seconds and only when I ask.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

My partner does too, and he's wayyyy more stylish than I am, so I actually have a wardrobe that looks good on me now.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a ridiculously uneducated thing to say. Are you a feminist? Can you back this up with absolutely anything? Silly...

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

HOW ARE YOU GETTING DOWNVOTED!? This is such an insanely accurate comment.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

It's so wet too. At least when it was cold we could brush off our cars.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can masturbate in the shower with my S8, Aquifina ain't the demise of AI.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looooove Holiday Baking Championship. This season was especially good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just a little girl...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1