Chillis

31144 pts · September 11, 2013


Gender: Waffle (you can't have my sex syrup)

Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The USA is a china shop, wonder what will cause more damage... an elephant or a donkey?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have the funding maybe hire a secretary, butler, RN or something of the sort. Have them enforce a schedule. Food you can do meal plan

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s sad to see you downvoted so much when you’re just giving facts. Bank is scum clearly, but “cashing” a check has many factors involved

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Grimmyyyy ::(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine RITA or NASA making a dept and hiring sci-fi authors to give ideas- “try to make this possible” kind of deal

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Season 2 is out, so I guess your wish has been granted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be my waifu Nee-san, you know me so well...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This season has a lot of good anime, prepare to keep adding

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I thought I'd find the clitoris in it...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Source: Assassination Classroom

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boop the toot

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry to break this to you, but you're now the serf of the Great King Patrick Fluffington IV

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pfft, Martian Manhunter is where it's at

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He's better than the red guy. The red guy is absolute shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may be suffering from rigor mortis. Tis a spell you should avoid as long as you can.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha the guy thought deadpool was talking to him. He was obviously talking to me.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I like documentaries about fornicating that may or may not involve clowns, balloons, and toys.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are we watching? I like stuff with a lot of action, some romance, but not a ton of dialogue.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The filthy hybridsssssss

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good thing I write it the morning of the due date

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commence soda vs pop preference debate

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"He's the guy that stole my soda!"

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You know they all wanted to ride in a convertible

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who needs bug spray when you have a flying car that'll run'm over

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Ralph. Did you at least pay him with a BB gun in your dream?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I cries and cries without those pies, those pies.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he has a collection of his best shots

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I believe it's all relative

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol marriage. I do love my hand though, I guess I should make the commitment...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0