ChiefEng

55 pts · February 24, 2018


Aussie trees evolved to create flying embers from their bark- specifically to spread fire!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because your government subsidises it, and you don’t care two hoots for the planet we all share.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did the first guy go to the checkout?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Dilbar. Not available for charter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why Endives twice?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tom, where Tim had had “had”, had had “had had”. “Had had” had had the teachers approval.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’re right! The original people did survive a “cultural decline” and may have been there since as early as 1200BC.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The natives on Easter Island became extinct! They cut down all the trees (you can see the whole island from 1 hill), no boats= no fish!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Isn’t the point that it’s 2D - so a blind person would never know it was there?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am Groot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No mention of Pozidrive? You should use the right driver for each!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely I can’t be the first? p..p..put your dick in it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Grammar; the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen this! It’s a disturbingly correct model near a hotel in Thailand.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0