ChiefDancingMonkey

230710 pts · October 12, 2011


I tried to work during the day once. It was not a pleasant experience. So, looking for direction, I joined Imgur. I haven't worked since. Oh, and apparently it's the done thing to request nudes. So I request your nudes. Thanks.

Good point, well made!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still sound it out in my head the way he said it whenever I have to write it. Every. Single. Time.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I am the very essence of “rock ‘n’ roll”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably the most sensible response I’ve heard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This works a treat if you’re sound of mind and not a fruit cake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Says who?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wood grain of course! What kind of philistine has a black stick?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote this one. Well played.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah I wasn’t comparing Trump directly to Hitler, merely pointing out that just because some people like a leader it doesn’t make them right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Besides like I said, some Americans like him. Some Germans liked Hitler though....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Indeed. Brexit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Some Americans may like him, but the vast majority of the rest of the world think DJT is a colossal shitgibbon.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Yeah so if I could get a copy of that too, that’d be great.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As one who has put his dick in crazy, I can confirm all of this. Bad times.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you zoom in far enough you can probably see my ex...... or so she believed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine they did. I think paper would probably be out, maybe even cardboard. What do you suppose the minimum crew requirement is?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I reckon they just towed it outside the environment.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dead. Dead. Sore arse. Probably dead. Never having kids. That’s what could go wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guessed it was a typo, I was just throwing out some Saturday evening sarcasm because why not :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You uh..... you wanna run that past a calculator?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocaine or dildo, eh? I remember playing that once and having to shove the wrong one up my nose. I could smell colours for a week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Check out Professor Layton taking the tough tests!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Got made redundant before Christmas so yeah..... pretty much all of the days off for now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah..... dreadlocks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0