Chickentooth

6784 pts · February 7, 2014


Its called the national guard, state militia

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Prehistoric donut bone

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are the Macadamia Nuts?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the same coffee maker as of around 10:30 this morning

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is Arthur Dent

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rate it a 1983

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“This is where we will keep her”

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are weights legal now?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great isn’t it?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was overly anxious when I did this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a dirty bottle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tuna pizza in Germany

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Write a manifesto, send to the local paper

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful he is going to lock his jaw and drain your blood before he murders all the neighborhood children

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Old Colorado City

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fruit Brute

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most Murderous of Murderdogs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Murderous farts

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#MurderDog

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King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong with his ding dong, but played Mahjong

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta trim those dog nails

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also know you can do the same tomorrow and the next day and the next

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fabric softener, like downy mixed with water.....might take a couple of applications, but works really well and smells great

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DDLMODES bitch

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Benadryl

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pibble tax

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The 1911 is the superior handgun

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DB4L?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0