201926 pts ยท October 4, 2011
Avid fan of tequila, sharp objects, and Dark Souls, long-time hater of pants.My interests often clash in destructive ways.
Sometimes it's about the journey and not the destination. Sex is still hella fun without the orgasm.
Fuck that.
God bless my anesthesiologist. She was so good i don't even remember what she looked like.
I'm just floored that the response to the allegations was basically, "we don't need to give proof because we are above reproach"
bruh the fact that you used soap in the first place is making my urethra snap shut
I've had one before. Two, actually. Both sent me to the hospital. Thought I was going into seizures.
https://imgur.com/tY3P1rp
http://imgur.com/GnF18r5
i already spent way too much time on this to begin with
bruh
that thing scoots in an amazing fashion.
I want that jacket. That is an incredible jacket.
its alright man, this is the internet. you can say fucking.
Theres a dairy near me that serves a burger between two grilled cheese. Oh my god its to die for.
I really want to have tea with emma stone.
right? mine's black
if you cum honey ill be the first on my knees
I have the four horsemen tattoo'd on me for the same reason.
mushroom bacon garlic pizza. fuck yes right there.
You know what? I used to work for a company which had that as its motto. it didnt. it fucking sucked.
felix boipucci is best
I worked for three years at a company. All I got was sent to the ER and fired.
osteonecrosis i think
oh shit i saw this at a bookstore over the weekend! it's called "walking your octopus". didnt buy it but i love the art.
Sometimes it's about the journey and not the destination. Sex is still hella fun without the orgasm.
Fuck that.
God bless my anesthesiologist. She was so good i don't even remember what she looked like.
I'm just floored that the response to the allegations was basically, "we don't need to give proof because we are above reproach"
bruh the fact that you used soap in the first place is making my urethra snap shut
I've had one before. Two, actually. Both sent me to the hospital. Thought I was going into seizures.
https://imgur.com/tY3P1rp
https://imgur.com/tY3P1rp
http://imgur.com/GnF18r5
i already spent way too much time on this to begin with
bruh
that thing scoots in an amazing fashion.
I want that jacket. That is an incredible jacket.
its alright man, this is the internet. you can say fucking.
Theres a dairy near me that serves a burger between two grilled cheese. Oh my god its to die for.
I really want to have tea with emma stone.
right? mine's black
if you cum honey ill be the first on my knees
I have the four horsemen tattoo'd on me for the same reason.
mushroom bacon garlic pizza. fuck yes right there.
You know what? I used to work for a company which had that as its motto. it didnt. it fucking sucked.
felix boipucci is best
I worked for three years at a company. All I got was sent to the ER and fired.
osteonecrosis i think
oh shit i saw this at a bookstore over the weekend! it's called "walking your octopus". didnt buy it but i love the art.