CheeseEatingMonkey

19194 pts · October 3, 2014


Why are you here reading this ? There is nothing interesting here.

YMusic, Firetube on Android. Download the apk, install, profit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So a date with a sniper ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well at least he won my heart

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

37 minutes still going strong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

39 minutes in. Is that a new record ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed that a pterodactyl can type comment ;)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Send dude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ubuntu and Mint are great for new user.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Climate near the medittarean sea is really nice. In January it's around 15-20°c (~60°F). Summers are hot though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come to France. We have good wine, good cheese and pretty women

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Since i'm too drunk to detect sarcasm, i'm just going to take it as a compliment ^_^

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah it's my bad. I couldn't resist the obvious somewhat funny but not subtle innuendo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh ! That's an interesting subject. I especially like the controversial link to sub-equatorial economics in Guatemala

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we still talking about the exam ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a joke not a dick, no need to take it so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was your neighbour using them too :D ?

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 4

Be honest : you bought them laundry pads, didn't you?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

keep calm, git commit then git gud :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

C++ is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Dude women are people too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you haven't been licked the right way

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's when they want to kill but you're the food provider and no prey is around so they just claw shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They keep calling me, how the fuck do they have my number ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm tempted... Tell me more

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teacher yelling at student is a form of punishement. Doing math in math class seems like the right time and place to me.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A kid shouldn't be punished for being curious.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay but I'm not going to eat it afterwards

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Unless if by dick pick you mean tree fiddy and you're a 500 feet tall lizard from the paleolithic era

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 11

He'll walk it off

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0