Go big or go home

9 years ago | 1 0

Just getting a hit each time

9 years ago | 1 0

Perfect batting average in baseball

9 years ago | 4 0

You misspelled "church"

9 years ago | 2 0

But wait why...Oh I see what you did there

9 years ago | 2 0

Well I certainly don't think I do

9 years ago | 2 0

Well in that case I'll have seconds

9 years ago | 1 0

So...You're saying it's not a black hole...

9 years ago | 1 0

Cold hard truth right there

9 years ago | 1 0

Oh I did. But now you make me question whether i should have...

9 years ago | 2 0

The other 11 were not?

9 years ago | 1 0

Tray

9 years ago | 2 0

It came out of an ice cube tray

9 years ago | 1 0

Cheeky bastard!

9 years ago | 1 0

You spelled "penis" wrong

9 years ago | 1 0

How else would it leave a guy?

9 years ago | 2 0

I failed you, dark lord. This person refuses to eat your jizz. I...failed you...

9 years ago | 1 0

Who told you that?! Shut up and eat the jizz!

9 years ago | 1 1

It's heavenly

9 years ago | 2 1

No ketchup?!

9 years ago | 3 2

So your wife and girlfriend like sticking things in your ass? You're a busy guy based on your posts...

9 years ago | 2 0

If I had a nickel every time I've heard that...I'd have no nickels...

9 years ago | 1 0

Just be careful. Even when dating yourself, if you have a few drinks you can't have consent.

9 years ago | 1 0

Are your boobs plugged in?

9 years ago | 1 0

It would appear that absolutely everything in that house matches one of these dogs.

9 years ago | 3 0

You don't. Just know I wasn't insulting you :) I hope you have a great night or day

9 years ago | 1 0

I feel asleep looking at Bailey Jay and woke up to this. I'm starting to think I might have a fetish...

9 years ago | 1 0

Velocifaptor

9 years ago | 7 1

I'd be fed up too if my erection only came around once every 4 years!

9 years ago | 4 0

I can't even picture it with all white sugar

9 years ago | 1 0