I was watching my girlfriend masturbate. This was my reaction when she turned the vibrator from low to high.
Me applying for jobs out of school
Having all upvotes and suddenly getting one downvote.
Who wants fancy feast?!
OP cockblocks himself
A sea full of virgins
There's a proud parent out there
It's made with bits of real orc. That's how you know it's good.
My favorite adventure movies. These movies are just plain fun to watch. I won't give you a whole bunch because you'll view it as too daunting, favorite, and forget about it (I'm a bitchboy too).
My plan of action after getting into a fight with my girlfriend
American seeking European for candy exchange
4chan lightens the mood a bit
Back when we were still together I surprised my girlfriend with roses just because I can. When she walked in, I had Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye blasting.
This is my most very favorite picture. I would be most appreciative if someone could make it into a gif where the water moves.
Trying to seem sober in front of your parents
Worth it, I promise.
He is so sick of this bitch's shit
Seeing a post with 20+ photos of progression
"I thought it was guacamole, officer"
MFW I realize that my most upvoted comment is from the viralizer
And all this time you just thought Murray was saying his name without pronouncing the R
After going to Chipotle almost every day for 6 months straight and occasionally baking their crew brownies/pies, they started giving me food for free sometimes. I've gone every day this week and it's been free. I have reached burrito enlightenment.
I think my friends did French Kiss the best.
My dogs' reactions when I say it's time for a car ride
I didn't know this tactic worked until now.