ChainedMonkey

2848 pts ยท October 2, 2019


I was told that I was a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The feast awaits spread upon the table ready to eat. Though it lies behind a door that is locked and ought not be. The key held by those who should not have it. The door guarded by those fed scraps for their compliance. The rest wait outside for their turn to pick through the garbage to make it through another day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god we have sports balls to keep us distracted from all the people dying who could have otherwise been helped with all that money.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Good dogs

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Making Hot Ice!

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Even Ireland has had its share of Troubles

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Snap! Crackle! Pop!

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In areas with abundant and usable water supply, it's not a big issue. In more arid regions or areas in drought, where supply is limited, it is a big issue. Water takes time to cycle. Its not like the cow pees and the next day that water is available for making cheese. The greater number of people and the more they use the greater the depletion of the available water. When usage is greater than replenishment you end up with problems. Infrastructure to move water to scares areas would help a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second kind does not exist. $800 is cheap for the work up that they got as it is. Healthcare is expensive no matter the species it is practiced on.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

A whole gang of stoats?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you Ok?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

The few. The proud. The bovine.

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Oh no, we definitely know we are on fire. Actually our fires are linked. America is like the older brother that we looked up to and saw him smoking, so we started smoking too. And our cool older brother is still smoking and handing us packs of cigarettes. Neither one of us can quit even though we know it's unhealthy and we probably should. And after every smoke, we just toss the match burning more and more and adding to the fires instead of trying to quit and extinguish them.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

www.nomv.org - an organization dedicated to stopping veterinary professionals from committing suicide because your mental health takes an ass kicking working in this field.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With a special guest appearance at the end of the show by Al himself.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I bet you can't explain glacial motion either!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like a bald Captain Picard. Reporter: "Surely by the 24th century they will have found a cure for male pattern baldness." Roddenberry: "No, by the 24th century, no one will care." Everyone is different in their own way, let us celebrate our infinite diversity.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

But if you die, who will eat all the nasty black olives?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should also buy the matching pants.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should try paint like, i dunno, a fruit bowl or something instead of a pile of shit.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A wise choice

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just a Prince then

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Absolutely nothing!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Because there wasn't a ton of money pumped into research that instead went into burning really old plants more efficiently.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And what if they bite and attack you with their fluffy murder mittens at the sight of said brush? That's right, a twice yearly shave so they look ridiculous and feel ashamed about their behavior, but don't require said brushing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have some bad news for you

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