ChainChompsky

12051 pts · May 7, 2025


Holy shit you seem exhausting

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This guy gets it

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanda Sykes!

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel like Xavleg is easy mode nowadays.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maya Fey is the best sidekick ever and I will die on that hill

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FutureCanoe?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Midjourney mad it, hth

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Aaoooooooo!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I took a Lyft to the ER two weeks ago, this dystopia sucks ass.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

でも何故だ?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anything she's encouraging people to merge at an appropriate time.

I hate seeing this sense of individual exceptionalism manifest in selfish behavior on the road though, so she can still suck a hot fart.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think the beat way to support the troops is to stop sending them to war-torn hell holes to get blown up for oil and then leaving them to suffer with a lifetime of PTSD and health complications when they get back, but I also drive a sensibly-sized station wagon so I'm probably underqualified to speak on foreign policy.

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Love me some thick ass impasto, great stuff!

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, they're a Mustang driver

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gravy SEALS

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Who the fuck edited this, I feel like I'm having a seizure.

7 months ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 10

Yeah, he's likely to experience an unprecedented amount of finding out.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's said many, many times that he would never do it. The divide between entertainment and government is sacred to him.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tell them to hurry the fuck up already, I'm so goddamn exhausted from all of this shit.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My use case is pretty specific and while I imagine other people in my situation would like something similar, I bet you'd still get a lot of interest from higher-earning demographics that just can't be bothered to cook but still have specific dietary needs. Food for thought.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stuff the keeps well and the fridge and reheats easily. My go-to's are a Mediterranean pasta (tons of olive oil, feta, Calabrian chilis, spinach, bals Vin, etc), homemade granola, and Thai larb, but tbqh I'd even pay for more basic prep like cutting and roasting veggies, making rice, pressing and baking tofu, etc. if the price was reasonable. Not being able to use my hands makes even the most basic kitchen tasks hella frustrating.

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