CertainIyNotBatman

105955 pts · September 4, 2012


Started from the bottom and I haven't moved very much.

If you're bored as fuck and want to be semi-social

Points 1433
Comments 76
Views 52605

It's been raining, I've been drinking, and sending this to my ex sounds like a good idea.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 72

After passing my online classes without buying the textbooks

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 706

When she says she's on her way hours ago and then snapchats being somewhere else

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 236

Texts From Disney

Points 50
Comments 5
Views 1387

Texts From Disney 2

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 188

Realizing I'm not an awful looking guy with my glasses off

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 780

Just over 4 years ago, we lost this man.

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 40

Bobby Newport

Points 42
Comments 3
Views 1594

You must become the puck.

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 312

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Points 11
Comments 16
Views 54

My grandfather when I showed him he could change the TV channel with his phone

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 458

The infamous Disneyland sweater is back..Mickey pls.

Points 33
Comments 1
Views 118

I'm pringle and ready to mingle

Points 29
Comments 10
Views 119

Afer 22 years in the NHL, Still playing at the ripe age of 40 with blood clots in his lungs and a leg, Kimmo Timonen has won his first Stanley Cup in his retiring season.

Points 62
Comments 15
Views 220

When somebody googles "Hot selfie" and uploads it claiming to be that person.

Points 13
Comments 8
Views 263

Marathoned Scrubs instead of sleeping tonight.

Points 102
Comments 25
Views 3399

My ex I'm not over asked how I was, I had to make up a story about a girl I'm seeing.

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 943

I give up on online dating sites.

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 1114

Whenever I meet a girl who likes hockey

Points 16
Comments 16
Views 3407

Imgur Movie Night presents: Revenge of the Sith

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 1395

MRW assholes riot.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 151

Dumped after RSVPing to a wedding with a +1. Wanna come with me?

Points 17
Comments 11
Views 898

She dumped me tonight, imgur.

Points 8
Comments 30
Views 6077

I think I found the one.

Points 28
Comments 16
Views 73

Jiri Hudler of the Calgary Flames scored twice tonight eliminating the Los Angeles Kings from getting a playoff spot. Operation Regicide complete. Thank you, Kingslayer.

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 58

Thank you, Calgary.

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 128

Got dumped after RSVPing to a wedding with a +1. Wanna come with me?

Points 193
Comments 78
Views 398

After finishing season 1 of Daredevil on Netflix

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 130

Logged in to STO this morning before hearing the news. MRW.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 176

Best cosplay I've ever seen

Points 53
Comments 9
Views 54

Come get drunk-er with me

Points 22
Comments 18
Views 28

I'm gonna die alone, and now I have to get a snake.

Points 27
Comments 8
Views 1793

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 57

You don't have to keep quiet about it.

Points 17
Comments 21
Views 1537

Imgur movie night presents: The Lion King.

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 1356

MRW My girlfriend kisses me in front of her older brothers I've just met.

Points 6364
Comments 315
Views 7419

MRW I attempt to tetxj my girlfriend right nouw

Points 19
Comments 30
Views 479

MRW I hear people downstairs talking about horse testicles

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 938

My favorite animorph.

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 15929

Imgurian NYE Party!

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 23

Don't mind me, just swimming through.

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 2985

Every night for the past few weeks a neighborhood stray dog has come to my yard at 12:30AM. It's been 3 days without seeing him.

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 127

The Shocking Next-Gen system from Sony

Points 14
Comments 10
Views 64

Pretending I didn't see something hurtful

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 381

I'm not goin' up there.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 67

Rowlf's motto.

Points 32
Comments 8
Views 1409

Imgur Movie Night Presents: 22 Jump Street

Points 4
Comments 10
Views 1386

MRW I can ALMOST reach the booty

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 13963

When something hits me right in the Fílis

Points 18
Comments 12
Views 156

Realizing that I hit submit before spellchecking my titel

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 106

Girl I've been dating wonders why it's my favorite time of year.

Points 16
Comments 30
Views 81

Because fuck your eyes.

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 1449

I spent the last 40 minutes trying to make Grain Brady. I'm not proud of how I spend my time.

Points 52
Comments 14
Views 139

I don't really want a postcard but if anyone else does @theoriginalsmellycat will send you one!

Points 14
Comments 13
Views 72

When a post of mine makes it to 199 points instead of 200

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 4803

Just realized I have a huge report to write on the last possible day to write it.

Points 32
Comments 10
Views 672

If you use IE, you probably deserve this.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 160

I always feel sorry for the guy

Points 26
Comments 3
Views 442
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