Has it been long enough yet?
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Didn't end how I thought it would...
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47
Gifted parent.
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72
In case you get bored on valentines day.
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Who wants in on this get rich quick scheme?
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3
54
16 legs o' furious action.
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85
The struggle is real.
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Peer pressure.
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96
Careful what you ask for.
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55
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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33
Maybe tomorrow.
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45
Comedy Central just ran Austin Powers in Goldmember yesterday and again today then I stumbled on this and can't breathe.
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Don't we all.
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39
Free pizza with extra toppings.
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36
Going to # town
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68
The hero I need but not the hero I deserve.
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114
That is enough internet for the day...
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96
Dorkly on the new lego movie.
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6
155
Gimme Texas Roadhouse croutons or die!
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484
It's 2014 we should have these by now.
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4
365
Find it within 5 seconds or head to the hospital.
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62
I must have missed this somehow. . .
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Shocking.
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Dough not judge him, at yeast he raised it.
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319
Player 3 has joined the game.
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Doctor drops the news.
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113
Don't worry he is just cleaning out the dust bunnies.
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130
Misinterpreted innocence.
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62
Make it 30
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Feel free to skip leg day a few times.
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54
I think I can, I think I can. Crap.
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603
True love.
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170
Well now I really need that toilet paper.
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75
Well they are in Russia...
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65
Hokus Pokus Interruptus.
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2559
Now you need insurance and a deductible and a copay and 2 million dollars.
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85
Realistic slogans and logos.
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73
Snooze.
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3
58
Proposal denied.
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1038
Tactical breach.
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Modern Genie.
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88
Vintage genius.
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2
97
Always get your facts straight before posting.
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45
Happiest place on earth.
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2
46
Lovin before scrubbin.
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3
514
meat curtain sammich please.
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55377
Might want to have that checked out.
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49
Struggle snuggle.
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545
People really lose their heads over safety.
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327
Flying cars.
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75