1406 pts ยท August 4, 2014
The only good bug is a dead bug! Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you've got a lot of dead bugs.
"Filmed one year ago from today." WHAT'S 'TODAY,' BUDDY. GIVE US A DATE.
My boy, Walter Masterson.
what prince andrew oh no i'm so surprised
I absolutely LOVE that the guy they were pinning pushed it away. He could've grabbed it, but he tried to get it out of the situation.
As a reminder, a presence in the files is not the same as guilt, or even implication. (Not that I would be surprised if they *were* implicated.)
8 ball, side pocket.
How in the hell did she not go down in a hail of gunfire? I'm not saying I wanted her to, I do not, but she sure as fuck got some preferential treatment. She didn't even get jailtime!
Did I miss it or did they not use the take with the extra long chin?
Glen Frey, RIP. Nothing will ever hit the same as peak Eagles.
Please tell me he's named after the band. He's even more adorable than Alex Lifeson.
His name is Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices.
I need confirmation this is real.
I like to imagine the silver jacket guy wasn't with her. He just saw an opportunity and took it.
I've watched this multiple times in the past week or whatever, and only just realized "chronic deja vu" is listed twice.
Well, that doesn't look so hard. So why can the printer NEVER GIVE ME CLEAN-CUT POSTCARDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY 4X6 LIKE THEY ADVERTISE?!?!
I need trauma therapy now.
Rough cough through, though. One blouse, two blouses, but one mouse, two mice. One roof, two roofs, but one hoof, two hooves.
I prefer "y'all," especially for third person plural.
"Bless your heart."
Why is there no sound until they round the corner, then CLAMORCLAMORCLAMOR?
He learned that behavior somewhere. Probably from the snow.
He would like to speak to your manager.
I know a guy who keeps track of the albino squirrel on his land.
Dad repeated his command, and the soldier responded back, "Sir! I cannot answer it, Sir! I have gone blind!"
...called on him to answer the question on the board. In the pitch black, he shot out of his seat, stood to attention, and was silent. 2/?
My dad taught in the army. Someone fell asleep in class once, so they blacked out all light and turn out the lights, then my dad sharply 1/?
This is one of the best things ever.
Unless you volunteered for the duty ahead of time, I feel bad for ya. If you were happy to do it, then happy day (save for scary dad)!
The only good bug is a dead bug! Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you've got a lot of dead bugs.
"Filmed one year ago from today." WHAT'S 'TODAY,' BUDDY. GIVE US A DATE.
My boy, Walter Masterson.
what prince andrew oh no i'm so surprised
I absolutely LOVE that the guy they were pinning pushed it away. He could've grabbed it, but he tried to get it out of the situation.
As a reminder, a presence in the files is not the same as guilt, or even implication. (Not that I would be surprised if they *were* implicated.)
8 ball, side pocket.
How in the hell did she not go down in a hail of gunfire? I'm not saying I wanted her to, I do not, but she sure as fuck got some preferential treatment. She didn't even get jailtime!
Did I miss it or did they not use the take with the extra long chin?
Glen Frey, RIP. Nothing will ever hit the same as peak Eagles.
Please tell me he's named after the band. He's even more adorable than Alex Lifeson.
His name is Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices.
I need confirmation this is real.
I like to imagine the silver jacket guy wasn't with her. He just saw an opportunity and took it.
I've watched this multiple times in the past week or whatever, and only just realized "chronic deja vu" is listed twice.
Well, that doesn't look so hard. So why can the printer NEVER GIVE ME CLEAN-CUT POSTCARDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY 4X6 LIKE THEY ADVERTISE?!?!
I need trauma therapy now.
Rough cough through, though. One blouse, two blouses, but one mouse, two mice. One roof, two roofs, but one hoof, two hooves.
I prefer "y'all," especially for third person plural.
"Bless your heart."
Why is there no sound until they round the corner, then CLAMORCLAMORCLAMOR?
He learned that behavior somewhere. Probably from the snow.
He would like to speak to your manager.
I know a guy who keeps track of the albino squirrel on his land.
Dad repeated his command, and the soldier responded back, "Sir! I cannot answer it, Sir! I have gone blind!"
...called on him to answer the question on the board. In the pitch black, he shot out of his seat, stood to attention, and was silent. 2/?
My dad taught in the army. Someone fell asleep in class once, so they blacked out all light and turn out the lights, then my dad sharply 1/?
This is one of the best things ever.
Unless you volunteered for the duty ahead of time, I feel bad for ya. If you were happy to do it, then happy day (save for scary dad)!