Catlore

1406 pts ยท August 4, 2014


The only good bug is a dead bug! Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you've got a lot of dead bugs.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Filmed one year ago from today." WHAT'S 'TODAY,' BUDDY. GIVE US A DATE.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boy, Walter Masterson.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

what prince andrew oh no i'm so surprised

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I absolutely LOVE that the guy they were pinning pushed it away. He could've grabbed it, but he tried to get it out of the situation.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a reminder, a presence in the files is not the same as guilt, or even implication. (Not that I would be surprised if they *were* implicated.)

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 ball, side pocket.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How in the hell did she not go down in a hail of gunfire? I'm not saying I wanted her to, I do not, but she sure as fuck got some preferential treatment. She didn't even get jailtime!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I miss it or did they not use the take with the extra long chin?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Glen Frey, RIP. Nothing will ever hit the same as peak Eagles.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me he's named after the band. He's even more adorable than Alex Lifeson.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

His name is Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need confirmation this is real.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to imagine the silver jacket guy wasn't with her. He just saw an opportunity and took it.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I've watched this multiple times in the past week or whatever, and only just realized "chronic deja vu" is listed twice.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Well, that doesn't look so hard. So why can the printer NEVER GIVE ME CLEAN-CUT POSTCARDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY 4X6 LIKE THEY ADVERTISE?!?!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need trauma therapy now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rough cough through, though. One blouse, two blouses, but one mouse, two mice. One roof, two roofs, but one hoof, two hooves.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer "y'all," especially for third person plural.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Bless your heart."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there no sound until they round the corner, then CLAMORCLAMORCLAMOR?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He learned that behavior somewhere. Probably from the snow.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He would like to speak to your manager.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who keeps track of the albino squirrel on his land.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad repeated his command, and the soldier responded back, "Sir! I cannot answer it, Sir! I have gone blind!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...called on him to answer the question on the board. In the pitch black, he shot out of his seat, stood to attention, and was silent. 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad taught in the army. Someone fell asleep in class once, so they blacked out all light and turn out the lights, then my dad sharply 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the best things ever.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you volunteered for the duty ahead of time, I feel bad for ya. If you were happy to do it, then happy day (save for scary dad)!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0