CartLicker

1774 pts ยท December 18, 2015


Then make one?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

her shirt says maria

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2/2 on fourth of july 'cause cousin Eddie though the mortar was a fancy snake.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you haven't lived until you shit a brick cause the demon from your game goes off like a fire alarm in a maga household 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's uh, right *cough* (fuckin runs)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

does anyone have the edit where right when the bird appears it says "sup nigga?"

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

*record scratch* "Yep, that's me. Bet you're wondering how i got in this situation?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

here it's because of that one effect that creates a layer of steam between the egg and heat, water will do the same thing on a hot surface

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's about to hit that force field

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cunt.

7 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 3

Hell, I've done that homemade stuff, it just so happens to be a 50/50 on whether it comes out a flare or a rocket.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I hate it.

7 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Huh, i would've told him to leave it in.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to keep your head above the water in a pool

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, look like he knocked his entire nervous system out with one bloody knuckle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nothing, what's the Borg with you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nigga that's gay

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can you add in son too? I wanna know what it sounds like.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Treadn't

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone please frame just the bottom tile, I may need to use it for... Future reasons...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Father Abraham?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0