Captainbanjo

3546 pts ยท January 19, 2015


Irish musician who plays banjo and drives a motorbike. Not at the same time though, cos...weight reduction bruh...and fuckin' torque bruh

The Sawmill Horde is apparently the biggest but there are like 37 to 40 hordes all around the map. They are awesome and really exciting!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'4 and Irish and I always hear that. Had a lotta travelling people say it to me. "Jayz the size a this fucker"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do ye hurl ye'reselves, lads?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahaha awesome. C'mere, I know you do I? :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Father Ted! We're all goin to heaven lads, waheyy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should get a motorbike, then you'd love it!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Actually stabbing in the neck is the only method that does have a penalty haha Adds to your demon level

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a reason she's dressed so scantily. It's explained in-game. So at least they justified it haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha brilliant

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Musta been when you were kissin me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hound and Arya Stark

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The speed she was coming in, it was never gonna end well. And if you're not gonna drive safely at least tighten your bloody helmet strap

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crowley, if you see this, can you put the kettle on please? I'll be down there in a minute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a shitty looking Charizard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have never seen this on here. I'm sure it probably could have been

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, you just did too :D

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

haha no I literally meant bitches as in dogs, that's the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah it's alright I was just messin. Plus, about your post, you're only 19, it'll get better, then worse, then better, worse and better again!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do you need Ed to tell someone, tell em yourself. He might be busy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've been down! Pretty recently but I'm all good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was young and had no sense, I tore my pants on a barbed wire fence, can't remember the rest

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes sense I suppose :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get those at the bowling alley HA! Fuckin Joke and a half

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry I dunno if Dory is a male or a female. I've never seen it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinkin about it and Dorys whole top lip looks like Ellens nose. If you block Dory's mouth and pretend it's her/his nose instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Furst truuuYYY!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Furst truuYYY!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the "How to Archer" book

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude blesses himself, then crosses without even looking. Just look left and be alert. No need to bring God into it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was actually potatoes for food. It was a Famine. Y'know, where people starved and died. Like kids too. Cool comment bro

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1