Captainapplepie

4966 pts · March 31, 2014


Lurk, vote, drink. 26/f

Monsters I’d Like to Foster.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone shout for @ElbowDeepInAHorse

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

My mum passed away last August and it’s my first birthday without her next month. I’m very much not looking forward to feeling this way.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’d just be happy if everything wasn’t, you know, on fire.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I also chose this guy’s wife

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And there’s yet to be an answer to our human/dancer status.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Definitely are!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I have a job that I’m genuinely unqualified for and got it based on my sheer enthusiasm for the subject. 85% is now googled with customers ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear you, but I won’t.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Square up!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 13

Minecraft is not even almost a relaxing game ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’m a professional merchandiser and I approve of this post!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Have you just tried yoga?”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love her attitude!

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

My boyfriend’s boss asked him if his girlfriend could just do the housework etc, BF was like “IDK LETS CALL HER AND ASK” ? boss was scared!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Brad!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister (10!) is called Alexa and much fun is had asking her things she can’t possibly know to hear exasperated sighs and then giggles

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK OFF, HITLER!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not as convinced with that one, embarrassing your partner on social media can be hilarious if they’re cool with it.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

I try to balance out supporting evil by using Amazon Smile, where a chunk of my purchase value goes to Bat Conservation charities.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The neighbours cat spends so much time at our house that they send him care packages with cat food over the fence ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jrousers

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is straight up, big dick energy right here - I love it!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

S e l f r i g h t e o u s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Removed the app about two years ago, VPN blocked it on phone browser, best choice ever as now I have to remove blocks to use it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of our local nail bars started as a front for drugs then when they got busted, realised the money in nails was pretty good

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About to move to Nottingham! Well, Hucknall/Jacksdale!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0