4966 pts · March 31, 2014
Lurk, vote, drink. 26/f
Monsters I’d Like to Foster.
Someone shout for @ElbowDeepInAHorse
My mum passed away last August and it’s my first birthday without her next month. I’m very much not looking forward to feeling this way.
I’d just be happy if everything wasn’t, you know, on fire.
I also chose this guy’s wife
And there’s yet to be an answer to our human/dancer status.
Definitely are!
I have a job that I’m genuinely unqualified for and got it based on my sheer enthusiasm for the subject. 85% is now googled with customers ?
I can hear you, but I won’t.
Square up!
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
Minecraft is not even almost a relaxing game ?
I’m a professional merchandiser and I approve of this post!
“Have you just tried yoga?”
I love her attitude!
My boyfriend’s boss asked him if his girlfriend could just do the housework etc, BF was like “IDK LETS CALL HER AND ASK” ? boss was scared!
Brad!
My sister (10!) is called Alexa and much fun is had asking her things she can’t possibly know to hear exasperated sighs and then giggles
FUCK OFF, HITLER!
Not as convinced with that one, embarrassing your partner on social media can be hilarious if they’re cool with it.
I try to balance out supporting evil by using Amazon Smile, where a chunk of my purchase value goes to Bat Conservation charities.
The neighbours cat spends so much time at our house that they send him care packages with cat food over the fence ?
Jrousers
This is straight up, big dick energy right here - I love it!
S e l f r i g h t e o u s
Removed the app about two years ago, VPN blocked it on phone browser, best choice ever as now I have to remove blocks to use it
One of our local nail bars started as a front for drugs then when they got busted, realised the money in nails was pretty good
About to move to Nottingham! Well, Hucknall/Jacksdale!
Monsters I’d Like to Foster.
Someone shout for @ElbowDeepInAHorse
My mum passed away last August and it’s my first birthday without her next month. I’m very much not looking forward to feeling this way.
I’d just be happy if everything wasn’t, you know, on fire.
I also chose this guy’s wife
And there’s yet to be an answer to our human/dancer status.
Definitely are!
I have a job that I’m genuinely unqualified for and got it based on my sheer enthusiasm for the subject. 85% is now googled with customers ?
I can hear you, but I won’t.
Square up!
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
Minecraft is not even almost a relaxing game ?
I’m a professional merchandiser and I approve of this post!
“Have you just tried yoga?”
I love her attitude!
My boyfriend’s boss asked him if his girlfriend could just do the housework etc, BF was like “IDK LETS CALL HER AND ASK” ? boss was scared!
Brad!
My sister (10!) is called Alexa and much fun is had asking her things she can’t possibly know to hear exasperated sighs and then giggles
FUCK OFF, HITLER!
Not as convinced with that one, embarrassing your partner on social media can be hilarious if they’re cool with it.
I try to balance out supporting evil by using Amazon Smile, where a chunk of my purchase value goes to Bat Conservation charities.
The neighbours cat spends so much time at our house that they send him care packages with cat food over the fence ?
Jrousers
This is straight up, big dick energy right here - I love it!
S e l f r i g h t e o u s
Removed the app about two years ago, VPN blocked it on phone browser, best choice ever as now I have to remove blocks to use it
One of our local nail bars started as a front for drugs then when they got busted, realised the money in nails was pretty good
About to move to Nottingham! Well, Hucknall/Jacksdale!