CaptainToast

8271 pts ยท November 22, 2012


Social studies teacher on the "fun" side of Fort Worth, TX. High-speed nerdy adult Boy Scout with a master's degree in kicking ass. Ain't no thang.

We're also the 12th largest economy in the world. Texas forever!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go with your wife and see a counselor, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Fort! Woo!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothin to say- just keep kickin ass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the same boat as you. Stay strong, @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ZZZZZZZZT!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha! I broke up one today! I thought that little dick was going to bite me!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just stopped working on my lesson for tomorrow. Nearly 10pm. Got to work at 7:15. Broke up a fight. I love my job.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bacardi and Cola

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what it's like to lead children.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, LOOK with your special eyes!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Texas forever!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An entire country of people from Alabama.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You went to almost every crappy state in America. Shame on you for missing kansas!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I walked for half a mile over ice in Washington and wasn't bothered at all. I think the limiter is the air temp. Less than 40? No thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False. I wear mine everywhere including snow and ice. They're not gonna keep your feet warm, but it's nice to have a little more grip.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So many of these are Korean. As someone who lived in Korea for three years, I can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The orca chased the seal until it was too exhausted to escape. That's one reason killer whales are so freakin scary. Also orcas are dicks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. It's unbelievable for us too. Also, legit scary. I hate it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

ENFP with a school counseling license but chooses to remain a teacher because fuck yeah middle school.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamn people were ugly back then

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Third and Sixth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NAAAAAAAY

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texas forever! Just fyi the name Texas comes from the Caddo people's word 'Tejas', which is their word for friendly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woo! The Fort!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fort Worth!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0