CaptainShitDick

12685 pts · August 11, 2017


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Cruel reality

Points 2
Comments 9
Views 192

I’m case anybody was wondering where my username came from

Points 64
Comments 11
Views 2536

Awkward work interactions

Points 15
Comments 28
Views 537

I don’t know if this is a real thing or not, but I like it

Points 3
Comments 12
Views 246

Have a Latina girlfriend, can confirm

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 426

I know way too many people like this

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 741

Truth bomb

Points 17
Comments 54
Views 1061

Don’t stick your dick in crazy my dudes

Points 1650
Comments 167
Views 75444

I’ve seen the truth

Points 59
Comments 8
Views 1297

*wheezing with laughter*

Points -2
Comments 7
Views 257

Sorry for the shameless political repost, couldn’t help myself

Points 79
Comments 13
Views 2722

The good good boys

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 353

Well shoot

Points 3431
Comments 864
Views 132329
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