CaptainShadow

6186 pts ยท October 31, 2014


His pants don't match his shirt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the Beetlejuice statues come to life

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the whole reason I bought a house. It wound up being cheaper than renting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just bought my first house and have a huge slap for a garage/"office" in the back. This is inspiration for my summer. Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oh, Istanbul was once South Detroit. Why did South Detroit get the works? It's nobody's business, but Journey the Band."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's what I was told, too. They suggested feeding them cat food to help out, but I'll definitely check the link! Thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Twitchy, twitch*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya gonna share that kitty, or hog it all to yourself?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

There are 5 orphaned skunks living by Rogers Park, in Chicago. Due to state law u can't take them to a wildlife facility. Any suggestions?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sam Neill?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look a lil crabby

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get that huskey to Carnegie!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My chakras are bahhhhhhhhck in action

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Snow leopards always look like they drank a lot of milk and have a permanent frothy moo beard.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help, I've fallen. And I can't get bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhckk up!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Look at Keanu's lil sausage fingers. Chubby lil Matrix nubbins.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually when you blow a pussy it's a happy ending.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The only cock I can easily find at night.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sequins!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Endangered bebehs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the first one was an intricate design of a building's ceiling........ Build it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UnbeReeveable.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ones with long hair are called "Fluffys".... Literally: FLUFFYS!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nO.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happy lil deer tail wiggle...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His birthday gift is a crop of young women with freshly washed hair to smell.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is this the little girl from Barry?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He doin it. He... doin it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maury's weiners are getting out of hand... literally

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