CaptainScarlet

33254 pts ยท February 26, 2013


Something about myself...

Damn... How many of these Human Centipede movies are there?

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Damn... I thought Punxsutawney Phil's predictions stopped at the border... Sorry from America...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On this weeks episode of Drunk Hoarders...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

These are not the cheeseburgers you're looking for...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you brave enough?

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Scar... Brother...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all trick or treat until someone gets a stick up their butt..

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Phteven...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Xmas 1986 I was working at Sears after school and we had Teddy Ruxpin dolls everywhere... I have Teddy Ruxpin PTSD now...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good thing she has that shower cap to keep her hair dry... Also, RIP OP...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently Nutella gets more action than me...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

MRW I travel back in time, kill my grandfather, have sex with my grandmother, and become my own grandad...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the most foul... cruel... and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bow down to our new Seahorse Rex overlords...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So why does Martin need an Epipen... Is he allergic to something... Is he having reaction... So many questions...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best I can do is about tree fiddy...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Burn the witch!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a cat do jazz hands...

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I was born a poor black child...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who survived living in Florida, I can confirm that the mosquitoes are capable of hauling your ass away...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like your cat is apparently too apathetic to plot your demise tonight...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll be in my bunk...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pat... I'd like to buy a pixel...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laces OUT!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I hadn't thought about that... I really do find Ryan Reynolds offensive as an actress...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm very slightly relevant... Hometown TV station...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Anything's a dildo?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently I need to go out and buy some feminine hygiene products for this uterus I just grew...

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