33254 pts ยท February 26, 2013
Something about myself...
Damn... How many of these Human Centipede movies are there?
Damn... I thought Punxsutawney Phil's predictions stopped at the border... Sorry from America...
On this weeks episode of Drunk Hoarders...
These are not the cheeseburgers you're looking for...
Are you brave enough?
Scar... Brother...
It's all trick or treat until someone gets a stick up their butt..
Phteven...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdBELk8cICM
Xmas 1986 I was working at Sears after school and we had Teddy Ruxpin dolls everywhere... I have Teddy Ruxpin PTSD now...
Amateur... If that was my car... https://localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/fire2.gif
Good thing she has that shower cap to keep her hair dry... Also, RIP OP...
Apparently Nutella gets more action than me...
MRW I travel back in time, kill my grandfather, have sex with my grandmother, and become my own grandad...
That's the most foul... cruel... and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on...
I bow down to our new Seahorse Rex overlords...
So why does Martin need an Epipen... Is he allergic to something... Is he having reaction... So many questions...
The best I can do is about tree fiddy...
Burn the witch!!!
I've never seen a cat do jazz hands...
I was born a poor black child...
As someone who survived living in Florida, I can confirm that the mosquitoes are capable of hauling your ass away...
Looks like your cat is apparently too apathetic to plot your demise tonight...
I'll be in my bunk...
Pat... I'd like to buy a pixel...
Laces OUT!!!
Wow, I hadn't thought about that... I really do find Ryan Reynolds offensive as an actress...
I'm very slightly relevant... Hometown TV station...
Anything's a dildo?
Apparently I need to go out and buy some feminine hygiene products for this uterus I just grew...
Damn... How many of these Human Centipede movies are there?
Damn... I thought Punxsutawney Phil's predictions stopped at the border... Sorry from America...
On this weeks episode of Drunk Hoarders...
These are not the cheeseburgers you're looking for...
Are you brave enough?
Scar... Brother...
It's all trick or treat until someone gets a stick up their butt..
Phteven...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdBELk8cICM
Xmas 1986 I was working at Sears after school and we had Teddy Ruxpin dolls everywhere... I have Teddy Ruxpin PTSD now...
Amateur... If that was my car... https://localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/fire2.gif
Good thing she has that shower cap to keep her hair dry... Also, RIP OP...
Apparently Nutella gets more action than me...
MRW I travel back in time, kill my grandfather, have sex with my grandmother, and become my own grandad...
That's the most foul... cruel... and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on...
I bow down to our new Seahorse Rex overlords...
So why does Martin need an Epipen... Is he allergic to something... Is he having reaction... So many questions...
The best I can do is about tree fiddy...
Burn the witch!!!
I've never seen a cat do jazz hands...
I was born a poor black child...
As someone who survived living in Florida, I can confirm that the mosquitoes are capable of hauling your ass away...
Looks like your cat is apparently too apathetic to plot your demise tonight...
I'll be in my bunk...
Pat... I'd like to buy a pixel...
Laces OUT!!!
Wow, I hadn't thought about that... I really do find Ryan Reynolds offensive as an actress...
I'm very slightly relevant... Hometown TV station...
Anything's a dildo?
Apparently I need to go out and buy some feminine hygiene products for this uterus I just grew...