CaptainRedHook

6741 pts · February 16, 2016


there IS such a thing as condoms being the wrong size to safely use - too big or too small can cause slips or breaks. but that doesn’t mean “guess we don’t use one”, it means “hold on sex until I’ve got the right size”.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

big barsoombas

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or as they used to call it, “a racket”

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

should genuinely be illegal, not even just for false advertising but for excessive packaging waste

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

this and “As Time Goes By” back to back on PBS, we’re having a cozy time and shit

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

the frustrating thing is, they used to! there was a bunch of this in the 80s. The Blob, The Thing, The Fly - all remakes of 50’s B-movies that got big, creative, stylish remakes that did the concept justice like the originals couldn’t.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The parts of that series just focusing on Boba and the Tusken were the parts that worked for me - fuck becoming a crime boss (which barely mattered anyway), the show should have been Boba rallying the Tusken tribes to retake their homeland from the crime syndicates and colonists

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i’ve had one like that (minus the cup at the end) and i’m sorry to say it was every bit as incredible as it looks. my life peaked.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Cake Eater” starts playing in the background

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my dad played a bit part in a scene with him in that show - a great actor to work with by all accounts

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

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something something “make the bed rock”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most of those applications get screened by an algorithm before they would even see human eyes.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hey come now, things HAVE changed. now the climate is on the brink of global collapse, too!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hoo boy, say what you will about Fox News but it looks like their hair and makeup department was no joke!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is the bottle even open? the liquid inside doesn’t seem to change

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

people out here doing standing body weight dead lifts while i can barely manage sitting dead weight body lifts.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it’s setting up Phase 8 i’m sure of it, here’s my blog post of fan theories

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

#15 hey now, just cuz he’s an evil lich that’s no excuse to dead-name him, Albus

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i do understand why they didn’t, tho. it makes it feel more distinct from Theoden’s story, which is already a leader being poisoned by dark outside influence, and Saruman’s similar story with his own palantir. The way they did it, you still get the despair and bitterness of being the only ones who have been keeping up the fight against Mordor. Tho i agree they simplify the reasons for Denethor’s despair so much it makes him come across as more villainous than victim, which is a shame.

2 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

#24 they made her his niece because those cowards don’t want to accept that Mr Monopoly fucks

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i think for people who would pick up on the cultural references it was obvious - also the fact that he’s LITERALLY a superhero version of the golem - but if you didn’t know those, they never explicitly reference his religion or heritage until that 2002 story.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yep! in the 70s i think - i assume that’s what the first image is an homage to. but it was just a private thing he made for friends and family, Marvel didn’t officially recognize Ben Grimm’s jewishness until a story in the early 2000s

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

love that Ben Grimm gets to be an openly jewish character now - sad that it didn’t get to happen in Kirby’s lifetime, even with how obvious the intent of the character always was

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