CaptainPuddleboat

1824 pts ยท January 5, 2017


How do they get from homophobic to black?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tony may not be the first. But he's totally fucken dead. He's even doin a whole jesus thing on the poster.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just finished the first game. It was alright, but it had so many issues in design. Like green health. And instakills. And no ADS when low.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be honest, he totally could have a conversation with him and not have him notice, Tennant has a thick scottish accent.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think he actually gets fully decked in the face by the last skeleton if you look

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why are some of these puns and some of them awesome lines

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I forgot my contact lenses... Shit."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's almost always safer to give someone doing a stupid thing as much of a chance of finishing their stupid thing as possible when driving.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you could just use smaller cups.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it what you want, I think the overarching term is being an arsehole.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Is anyone ever going to learn that making children hate you is not meant to be the aim of parenting and teaching?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quantum tunnelling is actually becoming an issue. If we go any smaller, electrons just start ignoring transistors, and that is insane.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've just stated a rule to it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

surely any enemy ever in videogames is technically created and animated by code

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the story, but the large one had so many shifts of character I lost count.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Holy fucking shit I had to check this wasn't an Onion or Clickhole article. It isn't. What the actual fuck is the world coming to.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can't imagine pants, a helmet, and a cloak being particularly effective combat gear.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the Star Wars Elitists. This was a damn good film, and this scene, especially the salt plains, was just phenomenal.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 26

I really hope that they dont make Loki evil again. He's had a good and satisfying character arc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean, if this is about DNA and not ethics, then just marrying them would have literally no fucking effect. Still pretty fucked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping that it would do what it did.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been on this, it's fucking ludicrous, the G force. One of my mates was going speedy, and crashed into some guy who was slamming the brakes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your community is so ADD you have to be told to wait 3 seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More specifically, it's what Crowley is doing. The others are rather set in their ways.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also, read Skulduggery Pleasant. It's a phenomenal series.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember watching the start of this video ages ago and thinking "eh, this is cool, but I didn't grow up in the 90s" and clicked off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck do you get a banana straight enough to roll?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could it be made in a format that doesn't require me to own a fresh prince of belair throne?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dammit, and we were doing so well, watching America get fucked by crazy internet laws, now we're getting hit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1