CaptainPicardsFish

20776 pts · May 7, 2017


Tall. Beets.

You think there’s not a lot goin on ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who’s not a nice guy, Fallon or Corden?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin Red Deer, man, it’s always Red Deer

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stronk

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WestJet in Canada

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they posted the 6 digit reservation code and their Twitter profile has their last name, it can be done quite easily

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for Thomas Bergersen

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

British Columbia?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They include the whole world, the difference is that all of default airports look terrible and are inaccurate in some way.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where’s that one of the Pokémon trainer in a bikini, something like “guess where I keep my pokeballs”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Staples! They usually have a few reams of DM paper.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cancer, aka Instagram stories

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Aardman Animation was my fuckin jam as a kid

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shaun* the Sheep, not Shawn the Sheep

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, you’ve been a-dog-ted.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ah, 1017, good year.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I give people 2 seconds at the minimum

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like 200 people, but exactly

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah just copied that so ads wouldn’t come up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

I got shit on my phone going back to last April so yeah

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sceaine

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diccworld

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Random mode my dudes, only way to survive December 25th.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

.eciN

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Yep, won’t happen again until the 22nd century. Provided we don’t all kill ourselves on 04/20/69

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you call to make sure he’s doing well?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

That’s a bubble city, not terraforming of the entire planet

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the absolute fuck

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I feel personally attacked

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1