CaptainOrbit

27641 pts · August 17, 2012


My name is Oliver. That's about it. If anyone screenshots this and it gets to the front page you'll get to choose one of three prizes. 1. I'll go on a date with the nearest imgurian I find. 2. Whatever the top comment suggests. 3. I'll get my life straightened out.

"I 'boutta say I'm from DC, I'm got pajamas on at 2AM. What other mfer, you know his name, is wearing pajamas right now"

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If I die fighting Nazi's, my ancestors will greet me with pride

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Quinnfinite

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect. Two hot dogs a meal, it is!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll do it. I'll use my privilege for good. I'll be on the front lines when it comes time for the revolution

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An office 10 is a real world 6

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I am a boss and I can assure you, I'm not refusing to hire anyone lol the market for swimmers is just such a small, niche portion of the job market

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Bottom row, Han, Chewie, Lando and Finn

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whole around the head thing is kind of a waste... Her arm ends up in the same place that it was before

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He tried to warn us that the rent was too damn high

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Find Ocarina of Time

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me reading the comments

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is one of my all time favorite lines but you need the context to really appreciate it xD

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because he said he was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Playing ARK as we speak

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm on it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's at least one, idk how many need to be involved in order to be classified as a "thing". I'm pretty sure there's a demand for the supply lol

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Introverts leave the house with 5 coins and pay those coins for social interactions. Extroverts leave the house with 0 coins and gain a coin for their social interactions.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude 100% lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I posted a link to an article on a previous comment, it was like 11 years ago

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was back at the height of Facebook and I only remember him saying she needed surgery and I think one of the men died :( I can ask if he remembers, this was like 5+ years ago but I doubt you'd forget something like this. He lives in TN but I don't think this happened there. I'll check and see what he remembers :)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those were my cousin's friends and it was indeed a very messed up outcome :(

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

I am glad I wasn't the only one to be thinking this lol and AOL in the UK?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"How's my hair?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hella

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

yeah man, wtf o.O

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that's from Magic The Gathering. You're thinking of Kashyyyk.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0