CaptainMaximum

250169 pts ยท November 3, 2013


Smokes, let's go. Me IRL: http://i.imgur.com/uMbvsJe.jpg

He turned my bedroom back into the computer room

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And yes they most certainly are holding a beer and cigarette while doing so

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I like your bonnet

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Technology has advanced faster than our monkey brains can adapt.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there's some dude with pica eating milk jugs bringing up that global average

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honorable mention for the corn on the cob in duel of fates

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can see neither london nor france

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

New sadcat just dropped

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inb4 edward

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's the power of nanomachines, son.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is pretty much the only good part of imgur

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

It is? I just had a call screened 2 days ago on mine.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaand my palms are sweating

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, the banner changed already?!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It defers to you always, which I like. It won't unilaterally block a call, you get to read and decide.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm in it for the camera mostly. As a former nexus 5x owner and long time Fi subscriber, Google is like my abusive spouse I can't leave.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"OK, here's some information on fainting goats" ?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It comes standard on the pixel phones I've run. Android 12 gets a similar feature though. I linked to how it works on another comment

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fully automated screening is currently pixel line only it seems. Other Android 12 users get a version too, but slightly less tricked out.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most people who actually need to talk to me find it funny. Some others, well..

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

#8 yeah i think that's all of us on board..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google actually does this for me with numbers not in contacts. Assistant robolady asks them what they want and then shows me a transcript.

4 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 2

*Shenron

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nails are like candy to robots. And we'll eat tires instead of licorice.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Best not to ask doctor manhattan, all he ever wants to do is talk about steve jobs

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

For future reference, don't try to engine brake or gear down aggressively on slippery roads. The higher RPMs will spin your tires.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello yes am I too late to also make the same joke as everyone else

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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