CaptainFunbucket

28605 pts ยท April 29, 2013


I am the good Captain Funbucket, aboard the SS Internet. Join me and together we will voyage upon the never ending series of tubes we like to call.... The Internet....

"Alright Steve, here you go... oh goddammit Steve, catch the fucking thing"

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And on that day I saw the face of God. And God was... Indifferent.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

u... *TWIST* ....fookin wot m8

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's screwed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that's his right paw you lying son of a bitch

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If there isn't a patent already, patent that shit bro

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That better be the best fucking french fry I ever fucking eat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was gonna be the time Silva snapped his shin like a twig. I don't know which I prefer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The inherent tension in these stock photos is impressive.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There he goes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised the shit you can do when you quit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a FAFSA filed and I have two whole quarters. So fuck all yall.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well there's your problem, you're dealing with FASFA, not FAFSA

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I shoulda thought of this sooner... then again every dollar I pay for things with will be so caked with glitter you can't tell it's a dollar

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOCKED IN INTENSE COMBAT, THESE TWO BRAVE WARRIORS FIGHT IT OUT TO SEE WHO IS... **TOP FOAL**

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Uhhh no you don't.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, RIght Guy? It's me, Left Guy. Git Gud.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking majestic

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Between the two pictures I imagine a solid *CLICK* sound

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fav, remove upvote, walk away

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As you watch this, imagine the sounds *CLAP CLAP HROOOONK*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that even a thing?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neat!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wake up, America

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0