CaptainDCU's comments

Don’t feed me plants

I would love that... I would also most likely lose a finger tip eventually

Oh my ducking gosh that’s cute

I’d make love to that beefy dream and poo tons of greasy burger love babies the whole next morning... so worth it!!

How could you?

That’s me getting out of the tube at the end of the lazy river and any water slide requiring tubes.. frightening

Thank you

So that’s where my pre rolls keep disappearing to

I just ate and that made me hungry

You mean every morning

That’s amazing.. great detail

Great idea... would hate to kill off your customers that may be stuck in a tight spot. When those walls close in the air slowly goes away

Accepting walk ins too?

So I don’t have to schedule an appointment to get them done? Rectal thermometer...... convenient and a pain in the butt

For completely different reasons I’d rather have widows bust... still attached please.

I wash my butt that way too

Now that’s how you build up your fan base.... clone that a million times . Kill the enemy and enjoy the leftovers

Must be one good poop

Perfect

Put it all on ice cream... looks super yummy

Great quality where did you find it?